zoë

princess of turn up

[beardedmrbean]

[mephestopheles]

[freshprincesubs]

[hottypeclub]

[vykodlak]

When god closes a door I shove my sword through the gap at the bottom and swipe at his ankles

[cath-lic]

this is making me lose it

[rylandsgrace]

This is cinema actually

[chained2012]

in tears rn

[chained2012]

every so often this starts circulating again and every time i remember that people tried to come for me for “spreading medical misinformation” with this post

[babyfaceshortyyy-deactivated202]

Receiving nasty texts throughout the day >>>>>>>>

[captainwarbuckle]

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

[orangechickenpillow]

[catchymemes]

[violottie]

AT LEAST IM A LESBIAN !!!! FUCK YEAH IM A FUCKING LESBIAN !!!!!

I WON LIFE !!!! LETS FUCKING GO LESBIAAAAAAAAAAANS !!!

[aqualayva]

I literally cannot sleep this is crazy

[ruesdeluxe]

[jussanother]

[mosertone]

Illustration: Kathy Lam

[sacred-portal]

Which country won the squirt off?

[ashstfu]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY