i forgot to drink water

the most lost person ever she/they participating in lesbionic activites minor so tread lightly!

[aquamarineanomaly]

Cheese my Quiz?

are you the cheese meister

[holy-roman-empire-official]

Hey science side of tumblr?

What would happen if you were to carbonate someone's cerebrospinal fluid like soda then put it back in their noggin?

[holy-roman-empire-official]

I think this one's just fine Tumblr

[aquamarineanomaly]

Im fucking pissed.

I have a research assignment in history about Jennie Hodgers/Albert Cashier. He was born a woman but is considered a man by historians because he transitioned to fight in the civil war and never stopped living that way. I was trying to get multiple sources, and most of them are fucking blocked. My school district blocks websites it deems offensive or unacceptable for children to see. These websites have been categorized as sexual.

“Oh no! The word homosexual! Oh nooooooo..!” Spend all that free time you clearly have worrying about homosexuality and transgender people on blocking five nights at Epsteins. Im so done.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[aquamarineanomaly]

just spent the last 1.5 hours creating this phone wallpaper and i am only mildly pleased with the results. feel free to use! the quote is from The Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osman (pg 118)

[aquamarineanomaly]

bro this fucking hellsite i came on my computer to download pictures off my memory card not go down ten rabbit holes

[fork-in-the-bottomless-pit]

Tumblr every march 15th:

[aquamarineanomaly]

IDES OF MARCH

THE IDES OF MARCH ARE HERE

EVERYONE READY YOUR STABBING EQUIPMENT

[aquamarineanomaly]

Im fine! rocking back and staring into the distance listening to south elroy by maya hawke on repeat under my favorite blanket mid chore is a daily occurrence for me- wdym?

OH GOD SPOTIFY TRIED TO MAKE ME LISTEN TO SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE NO

[aquamarineanomaly]

god i love emoji kitchen so much because what even is this

[aquamarineanomaly]

I found something worse….

[aquamarineanomaly]

god i love emoji kitchen so much because what even is this

[aquamarineanomaly]

Theyre girlfriends. They met at the club when they wore the same dress but one of them got cancer so they went alt. Thats when they both cut their hair. Then hottie got plastic surgery.

[aquamarineanomaly]

i was folding my laundry on my bed with my sleepy dog next to me. Toss laundry- makes noise. Noise wakes peaceful dog. I get offended by the pure stink of that stink eye she just gave me. I don't pet her. Commence door hinge mode.

oh my god im so sorry i wont fold my laundry ever again

[peterquillsuggestion]

this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

[aquamarineanomaly]

the mind horrors are persisting so i must silence them with as much noise and media as possible while i attempt to finish the five chores i was supposed to do this weekend

[todaysbird]

absolutely fucking obsessed with this picture of a philippine falconet

#MYBUG

[aquamarineanomaly]

same vibes

[aquamarineanomaly]

What should i name my fish

i will soon obtain 5 neon black tetras. They will need names, however, they will find themselves in the hands of someone who is quite indecisive.

What shall their names be?

Victoria, Calvin, Fruit, Hanes, Tomboy (underwear brands)

Andy, Claire, Brian, Bender, Allison (the breakfast club)

Peach, Gubz, queen sandwich, beer, tobias (my friends suggestions)

Fillet, sauce, oil, chips, taco (ways fish can be used)

The yellow category on the nyt connections the day i obtain them plus “the duck”

knight, king, peasant, jester, horse (idk…)

Voting ended onFeb 6