[aquariuskunt]

i need to romanticize every part of my life, fall in love again and again

[stuckinapril]

obsessed with whatever distracts me from the horrors of being alive

[aquariuskunt]

dusting off my tumblr account from 2014 so I have somewhere to talk into the void again

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep

Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious

Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman

Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening

Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies

Bulbasaur can take care of other animals

Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.

Nature control

Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur

It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time

Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.

evolves to a badass beast

He’s too freaking strong

up for hugs

He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever

He can dance

[wastingmytimern-deactivated2020]

baby boy.. baby.,

[inqilabi]

All mothers I’ve ever known were effectively single mothers, even when they had a husband.

[maverick2095]

[tchaikovskaya]

a LOT of women agree with this but men like….. universally object its hilarious

[itscolossal]

Vietnam’s Newly Opened Pedestrian Bridge Lifts Visitors with a Pair of Giant Weathered Hands

[bottom4lana]

[gjfrheisinaks-deactivated202303]

the fact that azealia banks was sitting hostage in fucking elon musty’s house after being invited there to record a collab with grimes,, and she just never showed up… leaving her alone with that robotic cryptkeeper for DAYS im about to scream over this

[spikeghost-deactivated20240530]

[geosynthetic]

This is terrible

Why did I make this I’m never getting my dash back.

[wumblr]

HELLO???

[himbomanifesto-deactivated20191]

ex machina but it’s azealia banks trapped in elon musk’s mansion trying to escape having a threesome with him and his robot version of grimes 

[cloverclark-deactivated20180312]

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

[voiceofkiki]

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.

[saintvitus]

[powerburial]

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

[bitchboi-naughty]

honestly what the fuck does this mean

[vhsv0id]

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

[princessrhcenyra]

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[disneytoonland]

The Little Mermaid 1989

[sleepysmilesamirite]

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?

Decades.

[little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper]

WHAT

[unicornsapplesandstuff]

Which sea is Ariel?

[crackcoffeeaddict]

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

[ari-els-blog1]

Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)

Alana- Black sea (hair)

Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic) 

Aquata-  Coral sea (personality is shy)

Arista- White sea (hair)

Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)

Ariel- Red sea (hair)

[mnsreetusa]

Omg.

[believethatyoucangohome]

WHAT

[ginnyshipsdrarry]

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

[ameerkatofficial]