Squishy Tits

24 | F | Single :( | NZ | Insomniac known as Mellow | I reblog: Anything that tickles my fancy c: |

[hearthogwarts]

It is our choices that show us who we truly are far more than our ability.

[heythereney]

[patydin-deactivated20181026]

[disimba]

Deep.

[bongtokingprincess-deactivated2]

THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP

[walkingonsmoke]

Agreed ^^

[lsleofskye]

Oijärvi sunset

[matialonsorphoto]

by matialonsor

[aqueous-dreams]

Me at Starbucks: I'll have a large... frappi thingy???

Barista: you mean venti?

Me at starbucks: I have no idea. I've been to starbucks a total of 5 times in my life. I only want this because it's a coffee milkshake and I'm at the airport and I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. Please help me.

Barista: Venti. You want a venti.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Horse Gives Guy a Kiss

While filming a video selfie, a guy kisses a horse and gets a gentle kiss in return.

Via Tastefully Offensive

[doe-antlers-blog]

The best thing about this is his face in the last like half a second

[awwww-cute]

[squeakykins]

is that a THREAT

[johnpaulbrammer]

[lifeinflames]

me as a cat

[12-12-island-with-flying]

[calipornnia]

Delete this of the Internet

[thefilmfatale]

Dear Film Fatale, I need your help. There's a movie i catched up a few years back, 2010. The movie was from the 90 early 00. It was about a boy who plays the piano and has a girlfriend that sings Opera. The key that i remember is that the girl is overweight and while escaping through a window, she turns skinny. The other thing i remember is that the girl falls in love with her manager afterwards. If you could help me I'd really appreciate and you will have my eternal gratitude Love your blog!

I’m very sorry, I have no idea what this movie is! But I’m opening this up to my followers, so hopefully one of them knows which movie you’re describing. Thanks for following! 

[psychofactz]

More facts

[basicmom]

why do americans freak out over us canadians having bagged milk

[heartshapedmoistvagina]

WHO THE FUCK BAGS MILK

[basicmom]

WHO THE FUCK BRINGS GUNS INTO WALMART

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

yeah that’s fair

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

[teach-me-how-to-buggy-deactivat]

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

[occasionalmadness]

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.

[bricesander]

[hershey]

i laughed so fucking hard

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long

[r3xtoration]

This just fucked me up

[highlandvalley]