100% Canon Quotes from Jugdral

Submissions and asks are welcome! Just try to keep IRL politics and religion out if it please. Here we praise the childhood friend trio and Leif being a shorty

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Welcome to jugdralchaosinbound, run by a single debatably inactive mod who sometimes wakes up again to shitpost and then disappears.

Memes for the cast of the first half of the game are tagged with "gen 1", memes for the cast of the second half are tagged with "gen 2", memes for the cast of Thracia 776 are accordingly tagged with "Thracia 776"

Submissions and asks are welcome, but discourse will be deleted. This is for shitposting not arguing.

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Enjoy the chaos!

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Hannibal: ...Child. Please let me inside.

Tine: I can't do that.

Hannibal: I need to get more soldiers.

Tine: And then you'll attack us.

Hannibal:

Hannibal: Well-

Tine: I'm not moving.

Hannibal: Dammit.

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Sigurd: I always have a sword on me in case I need to escalate a situation.

Ethlyn: You mean DE-escalate a situation, yes?

Sigurd: That's what I said.

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Lex: Azelle, is that legal?

Azelle: When Arvis isn't around, anything's legal!

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Arthur, about Hilda: Let's get into the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Tine: That's called murder.

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Quan: Welcome back! How was Elyos?

Sigurd, grabbing Quan by the shoulders: Your son is an incredible man.

(Meanwhile)

Seliph: Oh, you're back! How was Elyos?

Leif: Did you know that your dad is a fucking dork

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Seliph: Oh, fiddlesticks!

Ares: Alright, I know this is a tense situation, but lets watch the fucking language

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Lewyn: Are you going to do something about Seliph's brooding?

Oifey: You do something about it if it's that bad.

Lewyn: No

Shannan: How about first we stop Ares from trying to destroy Fodlan?

Ares, being held back by Lene and Leif: THEY STOLE OUR REMAKE!!

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Seliph: LIBERATION ARMY!

Everyone: SIR!

Seliph: IT IS TIME! THIS IS OUR MOMENT. EVERYONE! BEGIN MANIFESTING A REMAKE! REMAKE! REMAKE!

Everyone: REMAKE! REMAKE! REMAKE!

Lewyn: This isn't going to work.

Shannan: Have faith.

Oifey, decked out in Chalphy merch: REMAKE! REMAKE! REMAKE-

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Seliph: What does "thot" mean?

Ares: A thoughtful person

*later*

Seliph: Thanks Oifey, you're such a thot

Oifey:

Shannan: *wheezes*

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Lewyn: ...Why are you dressed up as each other?

Seliph: I couldn't think of anything scarier then Julius

Julius: Ishtar told me to dress up as the stupidest thing possible

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A submission, if they’re taken

Perne: So you’ve brought approximately 200,000 spiders into our home, which is a cool thing.

Salem: Right, and this one-

Trude: Oh, that’s such a big spider!

Perne: Hey, I just had an interesting thought. Fuck this.

Tina: *screams of terror*

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Deirdre: My husband is too tall for me to kiss him... What should I do?

Ethlyn, who just wants to see Sigurd suffer: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Ayra, who does this to her husband: Kick him in the shins??

Arvis, out of nowhere: d u m p h i m .

Sigurd: No to all of those!! Just ask me to lean down!!

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"I'll defeat you with the power of friendship! And also this sword your dad gave me."

-Seliph, to Julius, probably

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Seliph: How do you plan on taking Agustria back?

Ares: I think I'm going to employ violence.

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Seliph: Believe me, the second I get out of here, I'm gonna take your head and mount in the Liberation Army's HQ-

Julius:

Seliph: And then I'm gonna mount his head next to yours! *gestures to Manfroy*

Seliph: Then I'm gonna take both of your heads, and burn them!

Julius:

Manfroy:

Leif:

Ares: Finally!

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Azelle; to Arvis after the Belhalla Massacre: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! W H E N W I L L Y O U L E A R N?? THAT YOUR ACTIONS, HAVE C O N S E Q U E N C E S??