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I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

nifeandaccurate

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

levourdalak

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

nifeandaccurate

>:3€

levourdalak

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

The Eiffel Tower gets slightly bigger every year. That's because it's alive and slowly absorbing the girders and I-beams from the other buildings in the city. The French government didn't want to alarm its citizens, so they made up a story about it being built by an architect, but that's not what happened at all. In fact, despite its name, the Eiffel Tower isn't really a tower at all.

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

It's a Paris sight

nightsnaps

that’s the good stuff.

i-chew-on-pushpins

today in "making up ways to help kids decompress on the fly": i had kids cup their hands in front of them and for 1 silent minute, picture a small mouse in their hand. afterwards they got to tell me, one at a time, what their mice did

i-chew-on-pushpins

figured it would be fun to add some quotes from my 4 year olds on what their mice did

"she danced and twisted"

"my mouse went to jump in a pond and then rowed a boat"

"mine ate cotton candy and then he got so sick"

"I let my mouse go and he went home to visit his family"

#Did this with my niblings. The mice robbed a bank.

chainofclovers

Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that

Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated

#the good place

jetix

2025-10-28

shamebats

A finished cross stitch! I'm waiting for it to dry before making it into a needle book. This was a test to see if 25ct cross stitch was fun. It was!

#crafting #cross stitch #lemmings

Prepped to start a new cross stitch!

Depending on fixations, this might take weeks or years...

It's going to be a dragon in a library!

#new project #cross stitch #adhd crafting

importantcatpics

#Sherlock and moriarty

It has only just occurred to me that Gandalf knew that Frodo could not destroy the Ring. In Bag End, Frodo cannot cast the Ring into the fire but puts it back in his pocket.

Gandalf knew right from the start.

#LotR

renthony

Overheard at the library:

Adult: Okay, time for us to go!

Teeny-tiny kiddo, maybe around 5 or 6, carrying a stack of books and sounding SO sad: Do we have to pay for the books? 🥺

Adult: Nope! Library books are free!

Kid: Oh! Yay! *starts skipping* 🤩

tinyyellowflowers-blog

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

here-by-chance

im obsessed

the-real-seebs

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

sexuallyfrustratedavocado

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

lesspopped

lgbt-tiktoks

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

nattousan

i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge

naamahdarling

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.