2000°C

miles. 20. brooklyn. tony hawk i can do a quadruple kickflip and im coming for your throne

[arachmetic]

i’m 20 years old and my parents JUST got comfortable enough to curse in front me and let me just say! a lot to take in!

[spoonitate]

WTF = What The Freak OMG = Oh my golly! GTFO = Grab That Fancy Octopus

[trapcard]

[lameborghini]

why do guys always gotta jiggle their leg in class ……. shhhh shh relax ..calm down…..it’ll b ok

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

"get his ass" is such an inherently funny phrase

[everyone-loves-purple]

[arachmetic]

switched my major for the third time so you know i’m feeling that 2020 spirit!

[matobawataru]

anyone else get that “i never expected you to say swear words, you’re so innocent” shit from random people you’ve talked to maybe twice

[matobawataru]

me: so yeah, i’m fuckin–

them: WHOA you know *gets weirdly quiet* the f-word???? you’re so sweet and cute though

me:

[tackorama]

[poondragoon]

The five basic food groups

[5oil]

[letusgototherose-deactivated202]

personally i think if you stick your fingers into my enclosure i have the right to bite you, and i will, and i will do it hard 

[arachmetic]

hey, maybe i don’t want to sing? maybe its better if i dont sing, just for society, and humanity, just in general, id like to stop

[arachmetic]

i’m just going to stop talking, which is the hardest thing for me, personally, as a spider and a man to do, because of who i am as a person, but this sucks, and it sucks, and i had plans for today, and this sucks

[arachmetic]

okay i feel bad for cursing in big letters but i am SEETHING

[arachmetic]

hey this fucking sucks, actually

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[arachmetic]

summer lovin, had me a blast

[arachmetic]

hisgenesis replied to your post: someone buy my screenplay for my life story

How much is it?

how much is mario kart 8?