Nerf my ass!

this is a NSFW blog so please, no one under the age of 18. If you're underage, please don't. just don't. it makes me really uncomfortable. Now that aside, I'm here to have fun!

[arachnids--grope]

[arachnids--grope]

I miss seeing your gorgeous booty on my feed, come baaaack D:

i'm planning on coming back, it's just difficult because i work a lot and my desire to do it comes in waves

[arachnids--grope]

Will you ever do nudestuck again?

i'm planning on it. it's just hard to find time. also, i'm not sure what i would call it since i'm moving away from doing homestuck

[ashe-a-snack]

https://www.youcaring.com/silvanmorlock-997484 —————————————————-hey guys so things are getting really bad here and we need help. it’s very urgent and we cannot do this alone. please help if you can or at least spread the word. Silvan means the world to me and because of everything going on they have literally lost the will to live. I’m not being dramatic, this is a serious situation. Please read through the campaign and help in any way you can. ill post the link in my bio too

[arachnids--grope]

hey guys!!! i know i was going to delete this but i just never got around to it. I really didn't want to log back on here just to beg for money but please give this a read and a share if you can't donate anything. This is literally a life or death situation and we are desperate. I'm also considering commissions to raise money for them.

[punkkidmakingpizzas]

“You didn’t think you had to cook noodles”

[racefaker]

This is how lesbian arguments usually play out

[the-lemon-is-in-play]

#‘you’re not in trouble you’re my wife’ just cleared my skin and watered my crops and murdered woody allen  

[takealookatyourlife]

Athena blessed her with the ability to protect herself and men beheaded her for it.

[takealookatyourlife]

[bloodasredlipstick-deactivated2]

That’s actually a really intetesting intpretation of it I hadn’t thought of. Most people seem to think Athena turned Medusa into a gorgon as punishment for defiling her temple, but thinking that she did so to protect her from being abused again is interesting and I like it!

[gabyluvsxena]

Athena’s hands were tied. Yes, she was a powerful Goddess, but she was very much a woman in a “boys club”, and the true offending party (don’t think for a moment that Athena blamed Medusa for being raped in the temple, Athena knows better) held all the cards. There was nothing that Athena could do to punish the true criminal, and she was expected to punish Medusa by everyone else. What’s a Goddess to do when she cannot punish those who need to be punished and is expected to punish not only the truly innocent party, but her most beloved follower? Use that incredible brain power she had to protect Medusa at all costs, and of course the men would see it as punishment, to be have her beauty stripped from her and sent to live in the shadows. Medusa should have been KILLED for supposedly defiling the temple, whether she truly did or not, but she was given the gift of life, and the ability to protect herself and her daughters (who she bore thanks to Poseidon). This is why Medusa’s image was used to signify woman’s shelters and safe houses.

Medusa means “guardian; protectress”, and she was.

[ventivodka-deactivated20241230]

@winestainreadings

[broomclosetwitches]

@xenaamazon I had never thought about Athena’s actions in such a way. I absolutely love your interpretation.  

[anxietyproblem]

If you hate Anxiety Follow @anxietyproblem

[cleromancy]

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

[st-pam]

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[too-easily-obsessed]

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IM REBLOGGING WTF

[sakuraaa-s]

GET 👏🏼 RID 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 ACE/AROPHOBIA 👏🏼

[sylveonagainstddlg-deactivated2]

im gonna reblog this everytime i see it ,,

[sjw-hitgirl]

REBLOG THIS ALREADY!

[aaliyahadams1738-blog]

Woohoo!

[arachnids--grope]

help

guys i'm really worried about my love. they're freaking out because they can't afford their medical bills and more keep piling up. they keep getting calls from the hospital where they were admitted a while ago because they don't have the money. they work so hard and still are struggling to just live. now they need to get blood work done to get one their new medication and they have to go see a neurologist that they can't afford. I hate seeing them like this. If i make a youcaring would you guys donate? or if you just want to use the donate button on page, it doesn't matter. Anything helps. Please i hate seeing them suffer like this.

[arachnids--grope]

my Dva swimsuit came in!! i'm gonna take pics when i get a chance :3

[lagonegirl]

[dailyinspirationquotes]

[stallingdemons]

You better reblog this. 

[unpretty]

some dudes like to talk a big game about how comedy suffers when people are afraid to offend but man, Mitch Hedberg was a white dude working in the era of peak offensive edgelord and his shit holds the fuck up so while most comedians will never come up with anything as timeless as “if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up” they could at least make an effort

[unpretty]

[siphersaysstuff]

Every McDonald’s commercial ends the same way, right? “Prices and participation may vary.” I wanna open a McDonald’s and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald’s owner. I’ll say “Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti! And blankets! We are not affiliated with that clown.”

Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read.

I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments and one fuckin’ complicated payment. We can’t tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch! The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination! Good luck, fucker! That last payment must be made in wampum!

Hey, if you wanna talk to me after the show, I’ll be… fuckin’ surprised.

[awa64]

This shirt is “dry-clean only”… Which means it’s dirty.

One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” “You son-of-a-bitch! How’d you pull that off? Lemme see that camera… What’s it look like? ”

An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You would never see an “Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order” sign, just “Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

I play golf. I’m not good at golf, I never got good. I never got a hole-in-one. But I did hit a guy. And that’s way more satisfying. You’re supposed to yell “Fore!” but I was too busying mumbling “There ain’t no way that’s gonna hit him.”

When you’re in Hollywood and you’re a comedian, everybody wants you to do other things besides comedy. They say “All right you’re a stand up comedian, can you act? Can you write? Write us a script.” They want me to do things that’s related to comedy, but it’s not comedy. That’s not fair. It’s as though if I was a cook, and I worked my ass off to become a good cook, and they said “All right you’re a cook… can you farm?”

[likeadreamawake-blog]