Dire Wren

Swallowed up in silence. she/her wlw/poly 33 Aussie

[saprophilous]

Dalestramora commission for the lovely Senatorious

[homunculus-argument]

rip Diogenes, you would have loved saying "this shit probably goes so hard if you're stupid."

[irisharchaeology]

From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..

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[be-bhinn]

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

[pikaole]

[redheadbigshoes]

[lillie-garden]

the potion seller discourse is insane. cop walks into a chemist's lab and demands pure undiluted morphine. chemist says hey i don't make this for human consumption. cop insists repeatedly, crying, shitting himself. in no way is the potion seller in the wrong here.

[lillie-garden]

"the potion seller is an asshole who should have just given the knight the potion!"

you would not last 1 day in customer service

[redwaltz]

No, see, he's an asshole for not giving the cop the potion to kill himself with.

[lillie-garden]

See i would absolutely agree with this take but being directly responsible for killing the Knight would tarnish the Potion Seller's name across the kingdom. + the Knight is insisting he's going to die in battle anyways.

[lillie-garden]

clearly this is why your url is pretend-wizard 🙄 we don't know that the potion seller can't make potions that let knights handle stronger potions, all we know is that the potions that the potion seller does have are too strong. if he is effectively a pharmaceutical supplier, he probably would be supplying to other potion sellers lower down on the chain to sell distilled & diluted versions of his potions. but this, like everything, is simply an inference. with our limited facts at hand, i choose to side with the worker rather than the landed gentry.

[helpeverythingiscats]

I once made a potion that kills you but the undying one drank it and lived and it ruined my reptutation so now i'm forced to weave small coats for beetle grubs. i cant complain the beetles have good money but now whenever im spotted on the street the peasants mock me and call me beetleboy

[lillie-garden]

hi beetleboy LOL hows your beetles. loser

[helpeverythingiscats]

[destination-ecstasy]

[bb-mma]

honeybee 🐝

[clara-scintilla]

Fishery

[creature-crow]

this is my charcoal

[certified-cervid]

oh yay #yourcharcoal

this is my coal

[creature-crow]

touching coals

[certified-cervid]

SCANDALOUS

[macau1ay]

[handshandshandshandshandshands]

Girl who likes proper rhythm

[bobodenkirkisgay]

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Fascinating how whenever ffxiv makes a story about women people hate it for some reason. What a mystery.

[ignsart]

[footlongdingledong]

i dont care what they add to the games I am not buying a switch 2

[mvmvmvmvs]

talulah doodle