NSFW 18+ ONLY Turntechmygodhead

All of this is ironic. All of it. Also all the links are in the upper left hand corner. Also if you're not 18+ you shouldn't be here and you don't follow me you know the drill Snapchat: see commisions

[nausiccaa]

Made a little poster out of today’s sketchbook entry.. hit me up if you want the playlist of sad oldies music that went with it lol

[inloveandfear-deactivated202505]

the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

[plaguedocboi]

You’ve just changed the fucking game

[h-medicinalis]

[|87

[pyro-technically]

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[scorpi-heaux]

me after one glass of wine: I need to get FUCKED

[turing-tested]

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Yet another reason we must oppress the French: even their language is horny on main.

[ouroboride]

Old twitter handle, upsi

Buff orc girl for a raffle winner on Twitter!

[plounce]

[harryshouse]

so

we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste

i got all of this for €4 from starbucks

bless

[frompawntoqueen]

The America version is called FoodForAll

[somecunttookmyurl]

I love TooGoodToGo all of this sushi cost me £3.50 (the chinese food cost me £3.59)

[korben600]

YOOOOOOO, they’re formalizing this?!?!

I used to do community service at a community breakfast, we’d go to the local Safeway and get all their stale bread, the local bakery for their stale baked goods and whatnot.

They throw away so much food it’s ridiculous, I’m glad someone finally created a program like this!

[askawelfarecaseworker]

The American app isn’t available everywhere but if you’re broke in NY or Boston, check it out!

[tundrakatiebean]

The US app logo currently looks like this and was last updated 3 weeks ago (as of January 25th 2020)

[sissikuk]

TooGoodToGo is available in many European countries, including the UK, much of Scandinavia, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Poland, Italy and the Iberian peninsula. 

[dreamjerky]

[bruisepoking-archive]

remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

[bruisepoking-archive]

me when i was fifteen: oh i am just a deeply evil and destructive being and someday i will be punished for my crimes. also the only song that matters is sail by awolnation. *sits quietly in bed and does not do my homework.*

[outofcontextdnd]

“I think the DC is at least 20 to intimidate a seagull”

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[sapphicambitions]

‪I want my LGBT stories to have high stakes but I want those stakes to be escaping pirates and surviving a post apocalyptic world and fighting in a magic war, not like.......... homophobia ‬

[notevenhisfuckingname]

Are you ever like. Are you ever manic and suddenly you want to start the weirdest hobbies

[notevenhisfuckingname]

My brain: goes manic

Me: oh fuck I have to learn how to carve mini wooden figurines right now

[diaryofadaringwitch]

For Your Consideration

Emo: The world is broken, and I'm sad because there's nothing I can do to fix it.

Goth: The world is broken, but there's an odd beauty in the dark parts.

Punk: The world is broken, and I am angry, and I am going to fight to fix it.

[patrickdiomedes]

Ska: Maybe the world is broken, but I've got a fucking trumpet.

[auckie]

I don’t care how tight her butthole is I WANT TO GO HOME and play with my collectible toys