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Nakahara Chuuya. That's all

[arahabaka]

Aspen/28/they

I deleted my blogs but I missed this cringelord

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[falsespring]

this makes my hair look longer than it actually is, and i liked that. also, there's no point in sprawling around in cute dresses and not banking off of it.

[arahabaka]

he could ask me, but this is funnier

[arahabaka]

lol

[acatalectic]

I was putting on perfume earlier, but the nozzle malfunctioned and simply jettisoned a stream of it into my cleavage, and my immediate thought was that I should call Chuuya to ask what plans he has for dinner.

[arahabaka]

i don't know about dinner, but i know what you are having for dessert.

[acatalectic]

The comparison was a setup to get to this all along, I’m afraid. Sorry for being dishonest, or something, but not really.

[arahabaka]

disappointed in you solely for not putting two bananas in there somehow.

[acatalectic]

This stings just a little bit.

[arahabaka]

oh sorry, did you want the banana instead?

[acatalectic]

The comparison was a setup to get to this all along, I’m afraid. Sorry for being dishonest, or something, but not really.

[arahabaka]

disappointed in you solely for not putting two bananas in there somehow.

[arahabaka]

ah shit, that wasn't the pointing one

[acatalectic]

It is my wife’s birthday today, and if all of you do not wish him a happy birthday I will insert myself into your closest proximity to kick your knees inward hard enough to rip the kneecap off your skeletal structure entirely.

[arahabaka]

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[arahabaka]

it ain't postin' half my shit

[arahabaka]

produce aisle? PRODUCE AISLE? FUCK OFF.

[arahabaka]

you're both gay by the way

[arahabaka]

yeah okay you do spoil me huh

[arahabaka]

boring

[arahabaka]

awful vague, don't you think? i can list terms randomly too

[arahabaka]

dunno feels like you're too chickenshit to actually say it.

[arahabaka]

yeah? what's that big guy? tell the class.