Welcome to my Cave

I reblog whatever I want, it's not always sfw. I'm an adult, for those who need to know.

[dietranch]

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[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[jaybler]

Live action remake

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[aquariiy00m]

my dnd kitty Yukrie!! theyre a wild magic sorcerer

[prokopetz]

So, you've been on the Internet for a bit longer than me, and it sounds like you've used your full name as your net-facing identity for a good part of it. One thing heavily instilled in me as a child is that I should watch what I post online, since employers may find it (and do still remember how awkward it was to get called into a supervisor's office and shown a series of my inadvisable Facebook posts that said supervisor did not have direct access to). But right now I'm starting to get tired of juggling pseudonyms and taking care to remember who knows which of my identities link to each other. And seeing you post about furry dicks and whatnot under your legal name seems like it's rather liberating in comparison. Which brings me to my actual question: have you experienced (or suspected you've experienced) any employment-related downsides to such openness online, particularly in IT?

Honestly, if I wasn't a published author, I probably wouldn't be posting under my real name, either. I wouldn't recommend it in general; I'm in a position of considerable privilege employment-wise because I happen to be operationally indispensable to some fairly critically placed systems, so I can basically do whatever I want online short of openly committing felonies without any consequences. Most people don't have that luxury!

[prince-atom]

This you?

[prokopetz]

I'm neither furry nor Nebraskan enough to be that guy.

[idlestories]

not just ‘he would not fucking say that’ but ‘he would not, under torture, admit that’

[willowcrowned]

ALT

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Girls will meow at you like that is a normal way to start a conversation

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Update: I'm dating the girls I made this post about

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Update: they meowed at each other

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[feralfennecfox]

I love taking care of garter snakes so much

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[confusedsplagebbi]

41º43'32”N, 49º56'49”W

[freesiadotcom]

THE TITANIC?????

[boxmakesart]

butcher . (Simon, Iron Lung)

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[unofficial-sean]

Woooo! Wobbegong Wednesday! Look at her go! Swimming up your dashboard!

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[probablyreal]

brushbug banging out the tunes

[redstonedust]

as i slowly try to get over my arachnophobia i must confess i always thought it was silly when people told me "don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them!" like okay first of all i'm not even sure if thats true, most house spiders seem like they're kinda minding their own business while i am demonstrably freaking out. second of all if it IS true then it doesnt even change how scared i am. like great now we're both scared. i'm scared, the spiders scared, everythings fucked. lets just burn the house down hand in unlovable hand (and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand.)

[signaveriss]

Actually more helpful to arachnophobia is the fact that spiders hate the feel of human skin. They think you're really really gross

[scipionyx]

^This. Like the tags said it is veeeery hard to get a spider on your hand they just hate touching you so much. Despite the fact that I'm not even a little bit scared or grossed out by bugs I still have to let spiders outside by the paper-and-cup method because trying to get one on your skin is just impossible.

[gleepgleepswonderland]

no seriously i’ve SEEN them freak out and go “eEEWWWW I TOUCHED IITTT” and they shake off their feet like cats it’s so funny 😭