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tehrogue

IM DOING A TEST STREAM COME WATCH

#_HWNvib6mG4UGU4ERJjfN

maivalentine

easiest game of “spot the protagonist” ever.

cil-confirmed

This is a card game anime isn’t it?

Only card game anime has hair this stupid

pleatedjeans

@kendrawcandraw

powerbottomvimes

tag yourself I’m ex-buzzard

#I'm army of the dead #yarn #they're actually really pretty

magicalhedgehogs

did you know that as a kid i once drew final fantasy 7 x crash bandicoot fanart?

since both are being remastered, this abomination keeps me awake at night

cookubanana

This is a master piece!

magicalhedgehogs

if this passes 10k notes i’ll destroy the planet by redrawing this as a fully grown adult over a decade later. it’s up to tumblr to decide whether that’s a good or bad thing to redraw this.

catgifcentral

…and she’s gone

woodelf68

Another victim of the Void.

snitchwillow

I love her facial expression right before she slips through lol. she just pauses and is like “welp, here I go, goodbye world”

link6echo-deactivated20181215

I woke my bf up by cackling for WAY too long over this

since-the-900s-deactivated20190

cisnowflake

I’ll miss you little friend.

iopele

@jenn-oddballpunk @the-sparkbeat @rizobact

thatsthat24

You're a great cook

I can’t even boil water

#same

araneaserket-

Guess who’s starting to like vocaloid again (and cosplay it) This bitch

#daytime reblog #vocaloid #hatsune miku #costest

Bae: are you tired?

me: no

me: *falls asleep*

#ok but this is me

stability

the14thplanet

share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent

theproblematicblogger

ngl it worked

rot-city

damn that’s some fast service

sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160

i shared in 21 seconds and he fucking killed me with that hammer

today-ifuckedup

Today, I fucked up... by sneezing while wiping my ass

This whole sequence of events took place in less than 10 seconds. Reflexes, fuck you.

There’s a short, but in this case crucial moment, between wiping your ass and dropping the paper in the toilet bowl.

As I was wiping my ass, I sneezed. A slimy drop of snot landed on my upper lip and instinctively I put the paper I was holding, on my nose to wipe it off. My body’s way of saying “WTF bro, you put shit on your nose” was instant puking, which landed on my hands and in my lap. Now, I’m standing up, screaming out my disgust, with pants around my ankles, shit on my face and puke all over. Wife comes banging on the door, wondering what’s wrong. My instant thought is “she must never know”. In my stress, I reach for the door to ensure it’s locked, so that she can’t make any rescue attempts. Of course I trip, fall face first on the door. This doesn’t calm my wife, but leaves vomit all over the door and a hurting nose, which I instinctively grab to acknowledge the pain. It’s all a mess, like taken from a xxx-rated version of Faulty Towers

Been spending the last half hour showering, cleaning the bathroom and making up half ass explanations to my wife.

I still smell the shit in my nose.

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#omfg