GREETINGS STALKER

♋ - 7/18 - OH

[highschooldropoutnoonetalkabout]

[highschooldropoutnoonetalkabout]

[sunbathe]

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

[bimboid]

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[toshio]

when people type out “hhhhh” online what the actual fuck is it supposed to sound like

i legit can’t imagine what kind of sound effect that triggers in someone’s mind looking at it

[spadefish]

[mod2amaryllis]

please I'm begging you to look at my cat

[mod2amaryllis]

not enough people have looked at my cat

[piglii]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[harpyhormones]

ice cream trucks will be exactly the same post revolution theyll just be free

[readmetxt]

i forgot the monetary meaning of the word free and i thought this meant they would be liberated

[novaangelofgays-deactivated2020]

People allergic to peanuts: keep peanuts as far away from me as possible or I'll die

People allergic to shellfish: no shrimp pls I don't wanna die today

Lactose intolerant people:*while eating ice cream* the weight of my sins drags me closer to hell but I sit in a throne higher than God's

[pukicho]

Coats and jackets are all too aesthetically fantastic to only wear during the cold seasons. I think scientists need to stop doing their dumb bullshit and band together to invent a jacket that can be worn whilst it's hot out.

[elvenacidfire]

Vests?

[pukicho]

You're so lucky a computer screen protects you from my hands

[theofficialgordonramsay]

when i was 13 i was reading a sasuke uchiha/oc fic on quizilla.com that repeatedly referenced heating up apples covered in tin foil in microwaves, to the point where eating a tin-foil covered apple fresh from the microwave was a multi-chapter occurence & that’s the story of how i lit my first microwave on fire

[theofficialgordonramsay]

casual reminder that sasuke uchiha personally set my microwave ablaze

[skelunker-deactivated20251114]

Oh yeah!! a kid!

[shrimpsapphic]

when dodie clark said "am I allowed to look at her like that? could it be wrong, when she's just so nice to look at?" I felt that

[thechocobros]

KY O  S O M A , T H E  C A T .

“Save your breath. I’m just not meant to get along with other people. Period. End of story.”

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[beaucile]