Mixed Connective Tissue Disaster

Oliver | 21 | INTJ | pansexual | femme trans boy-thing (he/they) | multishipping ho | spoonie | recovering from anorexia, BPD, and PTSD | You probably shouldn't follow if you're under 18, but since I know you're going to anyways, at least blacklist nsfw and nsfw text. About Basically just a really queer nurse aide with an unhealthy love of puns and poor health in general. I'm very fond of tea and if I had infinite time and energy I'd write dystopian novels about centipedes. THE MESSENGER DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. If you want to talk please send an ask. For more about me see here and here

[powerbottomvimes]

I feel like I’ve outgrown this blog and I’m almost never here anymore (obviously). discworld and fandom shit are still really important to me but rn all I can focus on is recovery and if you like my stuff I recommend you follow me over at @getthepeanutbutterready

[dakwan2-deactivated20240119]

[findingcolleen]

okay if you haven’t yet, take the ilvermorny sorting quiz here and then reblog this with your hogwarts house and ilvermorny house in the tags for science

[mamapluto]

Please realize and acknowledge that the Ilvermorny stuff is anti-Native racist and appropriative. It’d be really great if non-Natives stood in solidarity with us NDNs that have chosen to boycott it. Failing that, at least please realize and acknowledge that it’s very, very racist.

[marionngocha]

I’m reading this cool 🌟 fic 🌟by @atyd-wolfstar 🐺🌕 and it’s very cool, so I did a fanart, and tomorrow I’m going to London🇬🇧 for the first time (and visit the Harry potter studios ⚡️⚡️ …)

[umeno-okiya]

Maiko Umetae and Geiko Umechika serving tea. You can also see the back of Maiko Katsuki (Daimonji okiya)

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[tarrkin]

THE PHANTOM MENACE APPRECIATION WEEK 2018 favorite outfit ⬦ flame handmaiden gown

[auditorycheesecakes]

the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up

look at that

layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Thing I now imagine: post-serum Steve wondering if everything he did post serum was the correct amount of it. After being able to pull a car door off the hinges and catch up to another vehicle, judgement of if you’re doing something a weird amount must go up.

Speaking as Steve Mod, this is amazing. Imagine. 

Do normal people eat this much food? I’m gonna watch Howard next time we’re in the canteen, surely he eats the normal amount of food. 

Dear Bucky, I hope the war is going well. Approximately how much do you poop in a week? Asking for a friend. 

If I can pull the door off a taxicab and normal people cannot, should it be assumed that I am running much faster than a person can run? I should have taken notes on average land speeds when I was in boot camp. 

For Science: how much peanut butter is too much peanut butter? 

Should my skin be THIS smooth?

Oh no, a beard, this is worrying

How loud am I breathing? Too loud? Was I this loud before and I just couldn’t hear it? 

Things I Cannot Ask Anyone: where did my body hair go? 

Still discovering new colors and trying to figure out which ones they are: the Steve Rogers Story

A sequel: When did I last sleep and is that normal? 

I’m Not Allergic To Cheese Anymore: The Thrilling Conclusion

Should that have broken a bone? Should I pretend to have broken a bone? 

So this is what having a butt feels like

Are my eyebrows growing faster than they did before? 

[normalshrimp]

[danielboudreau]

This is the greatest day of my life

[niggazinmoscow]

The future is now

[aliensnipe]

What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were touted as making you smell like a warrior queen who does not suffer fools and conquers all she beholds

[trixie-ren-deactivated20191028]

HELLO LADIES

have you felt the primal call of the unmerciful sea calling you to strike down those who would defy you? no? well if you stopped using overpriced flower-scented body wash and switched to SEA HAG, you might. 

look down.

back up. where are you? you’re a siren, bare-breasted and shrieking as you lure the unwary to their doom on the rocks below. and you smell amazing. 

what’s in your hand? back at me. it’s a vial of skin-nourishing ingredients, derived from the seaweed you used to strangle a hated foe. it does wonders for your skin tone and resilience, and we all can agree that we will need that resilience in the coming war.

look again: the seaweed is now a formal apology from the last man who unnecessarily tried to explain something to you.

anything is possible when you smell like a vengeful sea witch and embrace your own rage. i’m on a narwhal. 

[tygermama]

URSULA VERNON HAS US COVERED

[dailykos]

[liberalsarecool]

Children know the Right Wing is broken, choking on hate and willful incompetence.

[frankendykes-monster-deactivate]

Children know that the right wing is inhumane to the core, and want a better world.

[makingqueerhistory]

The change in the number of queer people you see over time is not an indication that more queer people exist, it is an indication that less queer people are in the closet.

[powerbottomvimes]

eurgh god why am I so sad

[memehumor]

[leoholzer]

#carved by angels