Parrot’s nest

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[norelationtodonkeykong]

Im still laughing over this

[aratingatumbls]

Why?

[yumedoca]

OK, but MAISONdes' music for the UY remake are absolute bangers... like I swear, they'd better make the music for the next two cours as well or else I'll riot.

[play-now-my-lord]

beach boys origin story

BRIAN WILSON: I dunno man. I just wanna make music that reflects what the youth of America like. Good times you know MIKE LOVE: Sure. That's what we're all about BRIAN WILSON: All of our songs are about torture. Fuck, Mike, we're called "The Torture Boys". I don't think that'll work. MIKE LOVE: Come on. "Torture USA" is gonna chart for sure BRIAN WILSON: The one where you talk about turning someone's guts inside out and everyone in America torturing each other? MIKE LOVE: Yeah BRIAN WILSON: What if it was about, I dunno, surfboarding. And we changed the band's name to "The Beach Boys" MIKE LOVE: I'll let you have your way in accordance with our bargain, Brian, but it'll come at a terrible cost

[anexperimentallife]

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Emerging Emergency Rescute Rescue

[1st-1]

Timelapse of Europa & Io orbiting Jupiter, shot from Cassini during its flyby of Jupiter

[meladoodle]

i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this

me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

[azumangadaiohpanels]

[rslashrats]

collection of some of my personal favorite deep leffen tweets

[wormzilla]

Popuko busts a move and dies

[itznarcotic]

[scout90]

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

I’m his crying wife

[sundancekid97]

You have to understand the part that’s so iconic about this is this isn’t a clip of him winning the tournament this of a clip of him coming in fourth

[lecelise]

That was too funny a detail not to look up, and turns out it’s not true. He wins the tournament with this strike, beating his opponent by 1 point. In this clip, he set the record for most US Open victories with 5. The bowler that he was previously tied with for 4 US Open wins was his late father.

[aratingatumbls]

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! I AM!

[gasterofficial]

wtf drinking is cool again

[aratingatumbls]

WTF you mean "again?" We played this game when I was in college in 2007 and it was an old game back then.

[napstawantstosleep]

Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

[napstawantstosleep]

I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥

[aratingatumbls]

Entirely losing my mind over this

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]