welcome to my twisted grart

call me smith. smithee for long. version 24. board certified. high priest. he/she/they. olesalts on 🦋 & letterboxd. carrd

[the-walkerrr]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[monixxdesign]

Back to the future-inspired bass guitar by Doner Designs (Source: 🎸 )

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[haaarpb]

i love both my beautiful daughters

[pompompompeii]

[februarytrash]

[catchymemes]

[raisondetriment]

[thepollingstation]

Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?

yes

no

other

Voting ended onMay 21

[luncheon-aspic]

??????

[mammalianmammals]

Silky Anteater a.k.a. Pygmy Anteater (Cyclopes didactylus), family Cyclopedidae, found in southern Mexico, Central America, and the northern half of South America

* Nocturnal

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[sea--burn]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[retrogamingblog2]

wise words from a crazed balloon animal

[croatstiel]

misha collins, salute to supernatural (creation entertainment), new jersey, 2022 / spn 5x04 “the end” / stands (april 25th, 2022) / this post by @casgirl​ / misha collins (april 26th, 2022) / cemetry gates, the smiths / lament for icarus, herbert james draper / litany in which certain things are crossed out, richard siken / brokeback mountain dir. ang lee (2005) / nice dream, radiohead 

[markovchaingang]

there's this really manipulative abuse tactic where ppl will release saline from their eyes and once you start assaulting random strangers you'll start seeing it everywhere

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[dogpuppy]

[freakonakaleesh]

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

[freakonakaleesh]