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lustcannibalism

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

lustcannibalism

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

typecasto

behold, context

toweringclam

cheaphalloweencostume

man why is any other cola in the world fine but it feels like pepsi goes directly to your colon and starts digging

bunniope

straight up they carbonate pepsi with the souls of car crash victims

niceinchnails

junglejim4322

George bush truisms

I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT THE PAST IS OVER

RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED, IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?

OUR ENEMIES NEVER STOP THINKING OF NEW WAYS TO HARM OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PEOPLE, AND NEITHER DO WE

YOU TEACH A CHILD TO LEARN, AND HE OR HER WILL BE ABLE TO PASS A LITERACY TEST

A HUMAN BEING AND A FISH CAN COEXIST PEACEFULLY

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON…SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME… YOU CANT GET FOOLED AGAIN.

DON’T MISUNDERESTIMATE ME

lizardsfromspace

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

#only one youtube ad has truly worked on me #it was a guy talking to his webcam about his dad falling down the stairs and dying

oldmanpusspuss

fresh watermelon in summer

psykocharm

would you guys like to see a real illustration from an actual published scientific paper? of course you would

link to the paper

zordonmlw7

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

stellanix

my mushoomb,, :D

chemkitt

one musruum..

bird-gifs-collection-agency

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot

the-frog-blog

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

monixxdesign

Back to the future-inspired bass guitar by Doner Designs (Source: 🎸 )

blessyouhawkeye

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.