Arbykin

A 15 year old sandwich trapped in a girls body.

[arbykinexist]

But what if, I was allergic to beef?

then your bloodline is weak. you will not survive the winter.

[arbykinexist]

Friend or Foe

Neither, Arby’s original roast beef sandwich.

[arbykinexist]

I know you're a troll but you should probably have pronouns in your description though

first of all i am not a troll. I am as serious as any otherkin in that i believe I shared a soul with something else in another life. It just happens to be an Arby’s original roast beef sandwich. However you are right, I do need some pronouns. I was thinking for she/her it could be sam/sammich. as you know any sandwich that is made by a woman (the proper method of course) is referred to as a sammich. 

[arbykinexist]

Most otherkin such as myself are incapable of holding a job. this being due to our increased likelihood of biting people during our regressions into our past lives. I have taken it upon myself to no longer bite random passers by such as dogkin and dragonkin have done in the past. this will be a difficult journey, but I hope you will support me as I attempt to do what no otherkin has done before: Blend in with regular society.

[arbykinexist]

What lead you to the conclusion of being a sandwich?

 This inescapable feeling of being delicious and loaded with meat. I have had many dreams of being slapped together by fresh immigrant Arby’s employees somewhere in the new jersey area. i feel both soft, dense and very affordable. i know i was an Arby’s original roast beef sandwich in my previous life.

[vputinkin-blog]

mfw my step-dad tells me to stop playing pretend and to get a job because im “29″ uhmmm hello? Spiritually I’m actually 64, so I’m older than you Roy!

[arbykinexist]

“ FWOP fslkshchssssslorpch ”

[awkwardtherianthings]

“So, tell me a little more about yourself”

“[indecipherable noises]”

[arbykinexist]

Arby’s original roast beef sandwich is incapable of talking. I have had trouble with this especially when I experience past life regression in checkout lines. I never know when it might happen and its a real inconvenience. So i spent a large amount of time trying to figure out what the Arby’s original roast beef sandwich sounds like to overcome this. My process involved slapping two Arby’s orginal roast beef sandwiches together over and over until noise was made, but it didnt make much noise beyond my mother lecturing me that otherkin didint exist. out of anger at her ableism i threw one of sandwiches at her and missed, hitting the wall behind her. To my amazement the Arby’s original roast beef sandwich made a “fwop sczshliipssshpshslszch” as it slid down the wall. Now when ever i buy my value packs of roast beef and vasiline from walmart i don’t even have to use the human way of speaking, 

[arbykinexist]

I know Arby’s is good mood food, but I still get sad once in a while.Especially when someone says I cant be otherkin because the Arby’s original roast beef sandwich cannot possess a soul. so i guess i’m in the same boat as any angelkin, fictionkin and dragonkin out there. 

[arbykinexist]

To all my haters: just remember that us otherkin are thinking different, for instance I’m thinking Arby’s

[mentally-wolfed]

Reblog If You’re A Therian Or An Otherkin & Proud.

trying to prove a point. (via mentally-wolfed)

It comes with the URL

(via therianandproud)

[otherkin-for-the-win]

you're trolling right? you don't actually think you're part angel, right?

The fact that you actually believe the title of the blog is hilarious. That’s for the angels, kiddo. Also, no I am not a troll, I completely and totally believe in reincarnation, so skedaddle on off of my blog.

[arbykinexist]

i hate this kind of insensitivity. if you know you are an angel and i know that i am an Arby’s roast beef sandwich then why cant they go about their daily lives without having to comment on ours? you and I are pretty much in the same person. this happens all the time.

[nutmilks]

https://instagram.com/p/BSH6wNCB4kN/

[awkwardtherianthings]

My wing is like eight feet long why can’t you see me waving at you

[arbykinexist]

I know the feeling i wave my roast beef at people but all they do is tell me to get off the bus.

[arbykinexist]

I had a dream last night. I kinshifted back and forth between being human and an Arby’s roast beef sandwich. My mind was both greymatter and the image you see above you. I could not tell you how surreal this was. To be honest i felt more at home as the random pile of mystery meat with unspecific red sauce than i did as a human with a functioning mind. I must be a true otherkin to feel these things. anyone else experience the same?

[arbykinexist]

My return.

When I gave up on joining the otherkin community a couple years ago it was due to the sheer lack of community present. However now as a proud sandwichkin, a few years wiser i am sure the world has become more accustomed to our way of life. i sure hope the otherkin community responds in kind. sincerely ARBYKIN.  

[arbykinexist]

The arby's in my town closed down.

That's disgusting. I bet they opened a racially segregated subway in its place. thanks obama.