Give Me Two Damn Minutes

32 - He/They Cosplay tag: #genxascosplay Instagram: genxas.cosplay Message me for my Battletag. I’m fine. It’s just a sit down shower day. Icon by @mariliya_firefly on Instagram

[kosmogrl]

[bikuwana-still-on-discord-deact]

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

[lordofseagulls]

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[liarsblade]

It's so obvious that a lot of people on here are inexplicably convinced that bad books are a recent invention

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[memewhore]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

bud this isn't from 10 years ago this is from almost 20 years ago

[gluecookie]

happy 19th anniversary to freecupholder.exe

[resplendentri]

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO FREECUPHOLDER.EXE

[ok-dingo]

"there's no wrong way to consume a piece of media" yes there is

[notarobot1006]

Yeah that’s why they made Switch cartridges taste bad.

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[sparksbedamned]

I am slowly forgetting your face, but the world will remember your name

art by me, see more of my work here!

[kyoshichart]

tarot cards with bg3 characters

[calolily-deactivated20260327]

Calo! You magical being. Your art is divine, sublime, a wonder, and a delight. For the requests would you consider Bloodweave having a cigarette? Be one of them holding a lighter for the other or even lighting a cigarette off the other's cigarette in his mouth. I know smoking is bad and all that but fictional men sharing a cigarette is hot.

Done! Featuring fan art of the jinco Gale that I’ve been wanting to do for so long.

[thehayhaylstorm]

I waited FOREVER to post these here because I really wanted to see these posted in a big photoset next to each other once I finished them all! ❤️ (I posted my Tav themed one, but none of the companion versions).

[alridpath]

My piece for @lovemarriagebg3 zine! Mr Dekarios & his two annoying cats 🙂‍↕️✨