Yelena: I’m so sick of being an adult and having to clean the same shit over and over!
Bob: You could just… not clean stuff.
Ava: You do realize that’s worse, right?
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Yelena: I’m so sick of being an adult and having to clean the same shit over and over!
Bob: You could just… not clean stuff.
Ava: You do realize that’s worse, right?
Reed: What have you been working on in your downtime?
Johnny: I’m trying to create a form of smoking that isn’t bad for you!
Reed: We still haven’t even solved world hunger.
Johnny: Maybe that should be your priority.
Sam: Please stop buying things just because they’re on sale.
Bucky, eating a bowl of melted butter like soup: It’s even better if you add garlic powder!
Don't blame him. The great depression is still rooted deep in him.
Joaquin: Why does he do that? Is it from fear of the Great Depression?
Sam: I don’t know, but every time I ask, he tries to feed me butter soup.
Sam: Please stop buying things just because they’re on sale.
Bucky, eating a bowl of melted butter like soup: It’s even better if you add garlic powder!
Sam: Please stop engaging in high risk behaviors.
Joaquin: Like what? Telling myself I’ll do my homework in the morning instead of before bed?
Sam: Like jumping out of planes with no formal training!
Alexei: You’re my daughter, of course I think you deserve the world!
Yelena: I’d settle for a nice long nap and a hot bowl of soup at this point.
Bucky: As Congressional representatives, we need to fight for disability rights!
Valentina: Yeah, right, like you even care.
Bucky: …I’m literally an amputee.
Joaquin: I’m a walking disaster!
Sam: Then sit down. Don’t make me revoke your walking privileges again.
Bucky: Is “bed rest” just adult time-out for him?
Bob: We all need to be making an effort to shop locally!
Yelena: Does Amazon count as “local” if you live right next to the distribution plant?
Valentina: I wanted to shop locally for my plane tickets, so I just bought a private jet.
Bob: …and, I’ve found the two main reasons behind climate change and income inequality.
Sam, shaking Yelena’s hand: It’s nice to meet you! I’m Samuel Wilson.
Yelena: Hey. I’m Yelena Belova, and this is my friend, Boob.
Bob: For the love of God, that is not my name.
Yelena: This, too, shall pass.
Bob: Well maybe it should pass at the speed of vanilla extract instead of fucking molasses.
Bucky: I’m too old for this “congressman” shit.
Sam: But you’re not too old to be fighting on the front lines against Valentina?
Bucky: I have priorities. And grudges.
Ava: You need to stop trying to set Yelena and Bob up!
Bucky: For the last time, I locked them both in the closet so they’d stop annoying me.
Bucky: So… you said doing clean-up for Valentina is like a full-time job?
Yelena: A full-time job with no lunch breaks.
Bucky: Have you, Ava, and John considered unionizing yet?
Joaquin: Everything is so expensive these days.
Sam: Aw, cheer up. When life gives you lemons, make a lemon cake!
Joaquin: I can’t even afford eggs…
Billy: What did Rio give you for your birthday?
Agatha: Some wine and a massive headache.
Billy: At least she didn’t give you a trip to the hospital!
Rio: That’ll be Agatha’s holiday gift.
Joaquin: Inside of me there are two wolves.
Sam: You ate two whole wolves? I thought you were vegetarian.
Joaquin: They’re plastic wolf toys.
Sam: You swallowed plastic?