Happy Now MARISA?

[tamamita]

[unclefather]

[omghotmemes]

This is amazing

[strawberrypincushion]

I am not immune to the trope of "character overextends themselves in a bout of god-like power and immediately passes out afterwards".

Bonus points if they do a superhero landing and / or crack a one liner before collapsing.

Double bonus points if right before they collapse into a puddle the last thing they see is their friends / love interest sprinting towards them at high velocity.

[stream]

PG: Psycho Goreman (2021) dir. Steven Kostanski

[holdtightposts]

[transmortifried]

the audio really adds something

[ladylaana]

[todaysbird]

he wants to play fetch

[cloudslou]

ppl who have sound on for phone notifications…..how do you live like that?? my phone hasnt made a sound since i got it. i will see my notifications when i see them.

[scoutsmoocrew]

If dairy isn’t scary then exlplain this?

Hanuted grocery list from spongebob says dairy IS scary :/

You’re right I’m deleting my blog

[scoutsmoocrew]

Wait so who are they milking in bikini bottom

[jotaillustrator]

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

men will crush your hand and be like this is great im winning the handshake. something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

[bishakespeares]

#what I do in a handshake#is I offer my hand EXTREMELY LIMP PALM DOWN#as though waiting for a ring kiss#and I place it on their waiting extended hand lightly#this drives ALL PEOPLE who have Opinions about handshakes INSANE#I recommend it 

via dont-spoop-yourself

[guerrillatech]

[computationalcalculator]

The Cancellation of Socrates - Jacques Louis David, 1787

[tibets]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i used to have to see a mandatory therapist for school and for a good 6 weeks i had him convinced i had a toddler and that i was a teen mother, honestly the most alive ive ever felt. i did however get kicked out of the free therapy programm once i got made bc it was 'disrespectful' to fake having a baby

n. six weeks..

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the fact that yhey kicked you out of therapy after all that instead of like. doubling it.

[curly-fried]

@scammer this sounds like one of the memebers your anon army

[frogfungus]

uh oh 🐯

[recuperationdisliker]

[animatedtext]

requested by amwoldmusic

[thecollectibles]

Art by Liu Qing

[pissvortex]

the monolith plotline of 2020 continues to develop