bite me

fuck this shit i'm out shaladin

[archieisafuckingloser]

im making a new account bye bitches 

[archieisafuckingloser]

i didn’t know may was ‘mer’ month and now im pissed bc fucking mermay mermaid how did i not notice why am i so slow goddamn it

[camreapher]

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

[yafavmilf]

Reblog every time it hits my Dash

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[zacharielaughingalonewithsalad]

[sunflowergif]

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

[julialepetit]

Whoops my hand slipped.

[sunflowercitrine]

The purest

[navas-things-blog]

I just want everybody to know that my son, Peter Parker, would try to lift Thor’s hammer because he’s a child and would use so much force that he just hit himself in the face because he thought he wouldn’t be able to lift it so easily

[shesellsseagulls]

peter just knocks himself unconcious with thors hammer

[kitty]

[sixthrock]

the little claw marks on the ice omg

[archieisafuckingloser]

my cat prefers my expensive pen over her cat toys i buy for her

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

[heut-ist-mein-tag]

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!

[the-sapphic-raven]

Theres lots of types of files you can save things as

pdf tiff mp3 png jpeg mpreg avi wav

So many to choose from

[carnival-phantasm]

Haha, there sure ar-

[theanti90smovement]

How jocks tell time

Regular person: oh it’s 3:13  Jock: do you mean 3 days 16 hours 26 minutes and approximately 32 seconds before THE BIG GAME?

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

[ladychaoticka]

This is eerily like me. I am terrible at responding to messages but whennI don’t answer or initiate it’s for harmless, dumb reasons not malicious intent.

[juelzsantanabandana]

Trash video game missions

Protect this person wearing a piece of paper for armor

Escort mission

Follow that vehicle for 200 miles but don’t get too close

Collect all this shit in a time limit

Protect the base (base might as well be made of paper too)

You need to power the generator

[sugurugetosbrain-deactivated202]

The original and the sequel