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*hits the joint* In the Harry Potter universe, Merlin is canonically a Hogwarts alumni and a Slytherin, which is impossible because Merlin predates the existence of Hogwarts by centuries. Of course, JK Rowling didn’t know that because she is a dumb bitch. I’m sorry. Misogynistic phrasing. She is a willfully ignorant and hateful, deeply unlikable and ill-informed, untalented and unspeakably cruel…..person. Seriously, how could you write a series about British wizards without truly understanding THE British wizard. Anyway, Merlin would never be able to attend any sort of organized schooling. He’s definitely self-taught in every universe because he’s the most powerful wizard ever AND he’d have been expelled from any institution before he stepped through the door. The only reason they haven’t escorted him away from Camelot is because he can see the future and he is kind of like the king’s dad. I was so disappointed by BBC Merlin. I turned it on and I was like “What the fuck is this shit, where is my perverted old man?”

horse-with-wings

Wait he is a wizard? In the translation into my language of BBC's Merlin they called him a sorcerer.

#PLEASE WATCH TROLLHUNTERS PELASE WATCH TROLLHUNTERS PLEASE WAYCH YTOLLHUNTERS #YOU WANT A BITCHY AWFUL OLD MAN MERLIN? YOU GOT IT #(for like. the last half of a season and a one-season installment afterwards)

mildeleef

Hey these guys showed up in my basement and started talking about sacred obligations and such

#AAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE

archies-litterbox

the urge to write a feverish follow-up to the stitches fic fully from moppet douxie's pov where he's being rescued but he doesn't know what's going on and he's in so much pain and his face is on fire and no one's listening to his cries or giving him a way to talk calls to me like the green goblin mask

archies-litterbox

I was gonna reblog this and start it by going "lowkey that ending was too happy" and then remembered that douxie not only DOESN'T have the stitches out but cries when he's taken from merlin's arms and the only comfort he gets is being carried out with the promise that it WILL be fixed and archie curling up on his tummy. and I realized I was thinking THAT was too happy and just had to put my head in my hands

archies-litterbox

the green goblin voice is getting louder and more specific

#what if the knights disregarded him and practically discarded him as soon as they thought he was away from the danger #and in the chaotic rescue/fight he was helpless and hurt all over again but this time he's *alone* until archie finally finds him #what if when he should have been taken care of and overseen and held carefully he was disregarded and treated like nothing #and it just further reinforces that belief that no matter how much he's hurting he's unimportant. he's nobody #what then. what if he tried pulling archie's paw to his face to cut the stitches but archie pulled his paw away and said it wasn't safe #until they could get back to a healer to do it safely. what THEN

archies-litterbox

the urge to write a feverish follow-up to the stitches fic fully from moppet douxie's pov where he's being rescued but he doesn't know what's going on and he's in so much pain and his face is on fire and no one's listening to his cries or giving him a way to talk calls to me like the green goblin mask

archies-litterbox

I was gonna reblog this and start it by going "lowkey that ending was too happy" and then remembered that douxie not only DOESN'T have the stitches out but cries when he's taken from merlin's arms and the only comfort he gets is being carried out with the promise that it WILL be fixed and archie curling up on his tummy. and I realized I was thinking THAT was too happy and just had to put my head in my hands

#...i dont like the ending though its not written good. the rescue feels rushed and lancelots dialogue feels too stiff #me: he's rescued hes safe hes okay :) also me: ...okay but 14 facial piercings with a needle that they absolutely didn't care to sanitize #and NON-MEDICAL THREAD that is NOT for medical sutures in a shitty cell from captors that did not wash their hands and no sanitizing after?#at least five of those sonsabitches are infected #also also me: but what if he didnt immediately get the comfort of his familiar & recognizing he was being rescued. what if he spent longer #thinking his captors were pulling him away and it was harder to get through to him that he was being rescued #so when they grab his manacles to break them off he weakly pulls back and makes his own rescue difficult #bc theyre in a hurry and don't have time #(or arent paying too much mind to an ''errand boy'' when they're trying to retrieve merlin the fucking court sorcerer)#so none of them are just *taking a fucking second* to get him to recognize their armor and understand hes alright. what then #...archie's leaving hairballs by their armor stands that's what

the urge to write a feverish follow-up to the stitches fic fully from moppet douxie's pov where he's being rescued but he doesn't know what's going on and he's in so much pain and his face is on fire and no one's listening to his cries or giving him a way to talk calls to me like the green goblin mask

#mine #whump #tales of arcadia #hisirdoux casperan

love that for five years now rott still stands strong as. to me. THE worst finale/ending in recent history. like even if it shares alot of faults with other finales there's just something that pushes it a little further. like oh your show spent too much time on one character and sidelined everyone else? well at least they didn't kill half the side characters because they didn't know what else to do with them. oh they did? well at least they didn't undo the entire story at the end and make it so none of it happened. oh they DID? well guess what i know they didn't fucking have. a teenage boy spending almost the entire movie doing an alien mpreg speedrun. like SINCE 2021 i can see a GODAWFUL finale and just go "well at least it didn't do what rott did" and just like that it's Not The Worst Finale Ever. it's like that meme of the soldier taking bullets for the sleeping kid but it's rott shielding every other finale that comes out after July 21 2021 from being The Worst Finale Ever

#mine #tales of arcadia #trollhunters #rise of the titans

doitbuckley

you can tell a character is loved when their fans constantly wish immense physical and psychological harm on them

#DOUXIE

its funny bc the wizard is his father

#hisirdoux casperan #tales of arcadia #toa wizards #mine #douxie #douxie casperan

that-house

Try exploring the wizard's body

#...#it just feels too easy to tag him

markthekng

Hey you, yeah, you, give that character a mobility aid. Do it. That girl who canonically has a leg injury? Give her a cane. That guy that doesn't have a canonical injury but whom you feel ok your heart is definitely chronically ill? Give him a wheelchair. That character you headcanon as disabled because they just kinda feel like it in your head? Give them crutches! That character you really really like and really really relate too? Give em a rollator! Sky's the limit! Go wild! People are gonna have problems with us creating a space for ourselves regardless, might as well bring a few of our favorite characters and OCs with us!

#give douxie a fucking leg brace i KNOW the amount of times he's fallen from the sky has to have fucked something up #also immortality doesn't mean perfect healing. so #(also also after the draining dust fic moppet douxie actually needs mobility aids because the poisoning atrophied/overworked his muscles #very very horribly and gives him severe chronic pain.)

jim in the main plot of rott: jeez oh man i dont know if i'm REALLY still the trollhunter without the amulet :/

the douxie subplot:

#WHY WAS HE DEALING WITH THE WORST OF LITERALLY EVERYTHING #mine #tales of arcadia #hisirdoux casperan #trollhunters #rise of the titans #jim lake jr #douxie

archies-litterbox

...yk I wonder if after the stitches fic douxie would Ever get lip piercings as a way to Prove what happened doesn't affect him anymore (it does. it very much does.) or if it's just an absolute Off The Table even when he gets more into alt scenes where people have alot of face piercings and only archie (and maybe zoe) know the reason why

archies-litterbox

hisirdoux "but maybe ☝️if i engage in an activity that is highly likely to trigger me over past trauma and i end up Fine it'll prove that im Over It" casperan and zoe "you fucking dipshit i was THERE when you had to spend weeks recovering after your rescue and couldn't mend your clothes without throwing up you're not gonna BE "over it" and if you even think about it im hexing the door to every piercing parlor in town to lock you out" ashildr

#mouth trauma #douxie #hisirdoux casperan #zoe ashildr #actually commit to writing a continuation: ❌ post vague hypotheticals on tumblr: ✅#if merlin were there he Would bonk him on the head #...also speaking of merlin he definitely bent on his rule against using magic for chores #to teach him a spell to make his clothes mend themselves so he doesn't have to so much as touch a needle and thread

...yk I wonder if after the stitches fic douxie would Ever get lip piercings as a way to Prove what happened doesn't affect him anymore (it does. it very much does.) or if it's just an absolute Off The Table even when he gets more into alt scenes where people have alot of face piercings and only archie (and maybe zoe) know the reason why

#me four years after writing a gut-wrenching oneshot and fucking off from toa fic: ...but here's another thing about it #mine #douxie #hisirdoux casperan #tales of arcadia #mouth trauma #toa wizards