âThis place still looks like shit. My mistake in thinking that it would have gotten better with my absence.â

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One Nice Bug Per Day

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âThis place still looks like shit. My mistake in thinking that it would have gotten better with my absence.â
ââŚIâd ask if sheâs yours but unless you banged a really white dude I donât think so. Or actually, you banging anyone at all sounds kinda impossible too.â
âNothing is impossible down on earth.â
â⌠Whose kid is this?â
Hypnos opened his eyes for the slightest of seconds to see what she was talking about. âYeah, you are tiny. Didnât think it was possible to be smaller than my wife, but you accomplished it.â A chuckle fell from his lips. âWell, at least youâre still a badass. Unsuspecting people are always the best to trick.â
âI am indeed still a badass,â The title pleased her somewhat, and Artemis gave him one of her rare smiles. âBut this bed is so damn comfortable,â She murmured, snuggling in deeper, turning over on her side. âHow has life been?âÂ
Without even thinking about it, he slid over on the bed. âThere you go. You donât need that much space, do you?â
âNah, have you seen this mortal vessel? Tiny as hell.â Artemis shrugged and climbed into his bed, soon snuggling down into it and turning over to him. âThere are benefits to a tiny form, however most people underestimate me - that gets irritating.â
âWhat are you doing in my apartment? I thought I locked the door.â
âYou did, now you need a new lock. Or a new door. But shove over, your bed is more comfier than mine.â
âSo are you are telling me your forever going to hold a grudge about it?â
âThat is exactly what Iâm saying.â
âIs that supposed to scare me?â
âOh look, he speaks. Of course not, I doubt anything scares you, the Great and Frightful Thanatos.â
âHey, I stopped you from getting drenched and this is how you thank me?â
âBy using my umbrella that you stole in the first place! If you hadnât stolen my umbrella then there would be no stopping me from being drenched, because I would be dry and you wouldnât.â
âYou know Iâll hit you if you keep staring at me, Gabriel.â
âOh please, youâre not over the last incident we had.â
âBecause I donât appreciate umbrella thieves, which you so happen to be.â
  â  Jesus Christ. When will people learn to clean up after themselves? Does it look like Iâm the resident cleaner?â
âYes.â
âNo, no. I think youâre very much of a lady.â
âAnd what would make you say that?â
Really? Then I look forever to see how convincing someday. Whether it be over sports or the upcoming elections. Your right it is, but why were you in the Wilderness? Were you vacationing?
Oh no, not vacationing. Living. I find peace in the woods, as my brother thrives in the city life. It wasnât for me, so I left. Iâm a hunter, so... I pretty much hunted my own food. It was good. Very peaceful.Â
âOh no, you clearly just stated that youâre a lady so you wouldnât do it. Canât go back on your word now.â
âWell, I guess Iâm not much of a lady then, am I?â
âWow, I got saved because youâre a lady. Honestly thank you so much. I donât know what I would have done getting punched in the face by you. Probably cry because itâd feel like a feather. A little feather flapping across my face.â
âOh my gosh, your humour is astounding, how could I ever find someone as hilarious as you? A feather, hm? Should I punch you and find out, then?â
âAlways trying to fight me, I swear.â
âWhat can I say? You look like you have a very punchable face. Not that Iâd ever punch your face of course, Iâm a lady.â