Archmage Kelzar of Narkissos

Guardian of the Grimoire. Master of Profane Incantations. He/they. Old as the Stars.

[archmage-kelzar]

🔮 Behold, mortals of the information superhighway! I am Archmage Kelzar of Narkissos, wielder of the arcane, master of the mystical, and the most splendid of spellcasters! 🧙‍♂️

🌟 Gather 'round, ye seekers of wisdom, for I shall regale you with tales of my fantastical exploits! From turning my socks into ferocious beasts (they now roam the lands as "sock-gnolls") to attempting to brew a potion of infinite wisdom (it turned my cat into a philosopher), my wizardry knows no bounds! ✨

🔥 Fear not, for I am a benevolent wizard, here to bring mirth and merriment to your mundane days! Join me on this whimsical journey through the digital realms! ✨

💫 Remember, dear followers, the most powerful magic of all is the magic of laughter! So let us cast aside our woes and embrace the joyous chaos that is the world of Narkissos! 💫

Sincerely,

Archmage Kelzar of Narkissos

[a-squirrel-wizard]

Hello, always a pleasure to meet a fellow scholar of the arcane. Here take this Enchanted Rock that generates 1d6 - orange magic crystals per day

[archmage-kelzar]

Most excellent! A wonderful find, indeed!

[archmage-kelzar]

🧪 Alchemist Needed 🧪

Good day, my arcane allies.

Unfortunately, upon cursory research into druidcraft, my apprentice (whom I shall respect the anonymity of) had a mishap regarding the Wild Shape spell.

Despite my spellcasting prowess, alchemy has often eluded my many years of study. If there is an alchemist or artificer with a background in alchemy with availability to visit my arcane tower and cure my apprentice, I would very much appreciate the kindness.

Many thanks,

Kelzar

[concoctionboy]

It seems to me that the wizards here in wizardblr are... disturbingly skewed toward evil. Like, there are just tons of (self-proclaimed) evil wizards and only a handful of good ones. But I'm curious to check whether that's really the case or only a false impression or sampling bias. So, Wizards of Tumblr, heed my poll.

Are you:

An evil wizard

A good wizard

Neither (uncommitted / neutral / amoral / whatever)

Not a wizard, but wanted to see the results

Voting ended onMar 3, 2024

Reblog for larger sample size if you want, or don't; whatever. I'd like to get a representative sample from wizardblr, but don't really need this spreading into the larger Tumblr ecosystem...

[archmage-kelzar]

The truly good wizards and spellcasters must unite!

[archmage-kelzar]

🔮 Behold, mortals of the information superhighway! I am Archmage Kelzar of Narkissos, wielder of the arcane, master of the mystical, and the most splendid of spellcasters! 🧙‍♂️

🌟 Gather 'round, ye seekers of wisdom, for I shall regale you with tales of my fantastical exploits! From turning my socks into ferocious beasts (they now roam the lands as "sock-gnolls") to attempting to brew a potion of infinite wisdom (it turned my cat into a philosopher), my wizardry knows no bounds! ✨

🔥 Fear not, for I am a benevolent wizard, here to bring mirth and merriment to your mundane days! Join me on this whimsical journey through the digital realms! ✨

💫 Remember, dear followers, the most powerful magic of all is the magic of laughter! So let us cast aside our woes and embrace the joyous chaos that is the world of Narkissos! 💫

Sincerely,

Archmage Kelzar of Narkissos