Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist

I don't think anything actually needs saying that you can't find online. Sometimes I'll answer questions. I'm only using this instead of Twitter because there's not an idiotic character limit.

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I really, truly hate when you buy a burger at a fast food joint, and it's made on an angle.

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when you listen to music

do you ever

like

construct music videos in your heads to go with the song

I do

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OH MY GOD YES AND ACT OUT THE MOVEMENTS OF...

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I occasionally have JARVIS simulate movie trailers and scenes if it really moves me.

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Also I got a free coffee today. Walked in to the place and they directed me to wait at the end, then called out "coffee for Mr. Stark." There is no sleeve because it had phone numbers on it.

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Who feels like a mid day rum?

Tony feels like a mid day rum. Tony is going to have a mid day rum while hand painting some designs on the backup. JARVIS is going to keep the Sabbath on while Papa Tony paints and drinks.

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So thinking back on that Batguy

I think I'm going to redesign the suit.

From now on I'll be Ironsquirrel.

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So I'm about to see what this Batguy character is all about

I expect disappointment. A bat? Really?

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Wow. So he is -was- a multi-billionaire, who pretends he's a bat, and keeps his identity a secret because... I don't even know why.

Essentially he's a whackjob.

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So I'm about to see what this Batguy character is all about

I expect disappointment. A bat? Really?

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I just had a sidewalk prophet yell at me

I went for a walk and some angry guy who was preaching on a busy street corner recognized me. He started shouting at me about how my life was sin and I was going to burn in hellfire for it. He kept insisting that I had people worshipping a false god and calling me a heathen. I enjoyed it. Because people worship me/the suit as their Lord and savior. I need to remind Pepper to add that to my list of titles.

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Ahahah. Found this while out with Pepper.

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Aha...

Ahahaha...

JARVIS I WANT THIS COMPANY TELL PEPPER TO BUY IT.

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JARVIS read this out please.

Oh my god do it again.

Again.

This never becomes unfunny when you have a disembodied British voice reciting it to you.

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It's 5:30 EST

I'm allowed to get drunk 6 hours ago. Stop hounding me, you're not my mom.

I'm an adult, I can make adult choices, I can make childish choices too.

Today I'm sitting at my desk, coming up with new designs with JARVIS and drinking until I think I can sing, and then promptly doing kareoke.

AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.

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((SCREAMING. SCREAMING I TELL YOU. WHAT IS AIR. ASKLDJASLKFNALKSFNASMNG ASMNASLKDHGALSJDGNASLMKGDNA:SKDGNS))

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((THAT^^^ DEAD JUST PERFECTION!))

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mr stark youre a genius

oh wait yeah of course you are

my lab gloves woerked and now i have a martini

im not one for building robots, thats dirks thing

biology is totally my feield 

n chemistry

wonk

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Never really did much with Biology, I was always more interested in building things. Definitely familiar with Chemistry though - especially when it involves alcohol. That's the best kind of Chemistry.

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i foubd this bottle waaaaay back in a closet

i love vodka

but the lid is reeeeaaaallly hard to get off

in fact i cant

anyone willing to lend a hand?

or a wrench or somethin??

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Grab something rubber - doesn't matter what it is, as long as it gives a bit of grip, and you can hold it around the lid - and twist.

Alternatively, invent a robot that opens and pours drinks for you. Make sure it's smooth in it's motions or you end up with spillage everywhere, or broken glass.

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oooh mr stark oooooh thats a sexay bottle you have there. shraing is caring. *sharing

I have many bottles. The vodka one? You haven't even seen the stuff I haven't cracked open yet. I've got a few in the shape of guns, one in the shape of a statue.

I've got a bottle of whiskey that's in the shape of the Statue of Liberty, and a customized bottle of Rum that's in the shape of the Mk. I. I refuse to ever drink that until I'm on my deathbed.

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Jrarvris, hlep. 

call Popper.

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Once.

It happened fucking ONCE.

And neither of them have let me forge-

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