Conniptions

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[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[sufferblr]

so sad that in america the only options after a terminal cancer diagnosis is either to make meth or make saw traps

[metamorphesque]

In Praise of Boredom, Joseph Brodsky

[oneheadtoanother]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[angelbabymikaa]

i’ve been so well-behaved i deserve to light things on fire now

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

[dogpuppy]

[zxbuster-advent]

[zoesupreme]

they made moonshine legal today

[kaijuno]

[yossyislandd]

[manlymothman]

[mapsontheweb]

Every state split in half by population – the densest half and least dense half

[knowledgetosorrow]

Me when i definitely know what halves are

[maximumsalt]

Oh you’re part of the densest half

[wifefiber-deactivated-deactivat]

[conronorock]

yuri of the week

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

[galbos]

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

[darling-highness-deactivated201]

what the fuck is this newspaper