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What does Ghostblade even do outside of standing there and farming aura ? genuinely.

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What does Ghostblade even do outside of standing there and farming aura ? genuinely.
TBHX Hero Agencies & Pride Month:
Treeman: Nothing. No acknowledgement on social media, no rainbow marketing, nothing. Shang De funds his hero projects through real estate development and forced Nice into an aggressively heterosexual PR relationship, there's no way this man isn't homophobic. If anything, Nice and Moon make even more public appearances together during pride month.
Mighty Glory: Similar to Treeman, but the lack of participation is more out of disinterest than active disdain. Rock thinks pretty much all forms of human connection are beneath him and only cares about relationships insofar as he can leverage them, so I don't think he thinks he's a homophobe, but like. he also deliberately cultivates a manosphere-esc hyper-masculine fanbase, so even if he's just catering to this demographic because they're easy to manipulate, actions kinda speak louder than words here. A blurry photo of a man who looks very similar to Ghostblade (the mask and shades make it hard to tell) attending a pride parade circulates on the internet for a few days, but that's about it.
FOMO: Surprisingly subdued. The company's official account makes a post at the start of the June wishing the site's users a happy pride month, but after that any participation is at the discretion of individual heroes and staff. Zac posts a pic of himself sporting an "ally" pin with the caption "y'all are cool" (he's actually aro-ace but doesn't self-reflect enough to figure that out). Loli makes a coming out post entirely consisting of a high-angle selfie in which she's wearing lesbian flag face paint and flipping off the camera with a massive pink claw gauntlet. PR goes back and forth a bit before deciding it's safe for FOMOfficial to repost it. Some Guy working in the finance department cashes in a few paid vacation days, and the next morning all the city's streets are rainbows. The correlation goes unnoticed.
DOS: They brand themselves as the most (outwardly) progressive hero agency; you just know these fuckers go all out. Their logo is rainbow-coloured the second June kicks off. Micky at least is actually gay, albeit in a very tech CEO way such that most people would be forgiven for not knowing it. The DOS_Official FOMO account also makes a "happy pride month!" post, but theirs includes a photo of all their top-ranked heroes posing somewhere with a rainbow in the background (their most recent one was on the roof of Hero Tower, with the floor covered in multicoloured paint and the image itself captured by a drone). Pride-themed photoshoots are arranged for all of their openly queer heroes. Bowa's double-headed ax merch gets a major push in marketing. Little Johnny makes a good-natured joke about appreciating bears. Lucky Cyan drops a new single that's ambiguously about a girl. Queen and Cyan are conspicuously close to one another in all their public appearances. This goes on for thirty days, nearly nonstop, until June ends and it's right back to business as usual as quickly as it began.
"The power of the twin suns... in the palm of my hand."
"Can the Spider-Toa come out to play?"
Alright let's do this one last time
no comment on the ship itself, but like. I don't know why the Queen x Lucky Cyan ship name seemingly gives people so much trouble. It usually bounces back and forth between "QueenCyan" and "CyanQueen," but then there's also "Royal Bard" on reddit (with "Royal Groom" as the unfunny edgelord variation), and "Lucky Kiss" based on that one official react gif.
this is insane to me because "Lucky Star" is right there.
(I've actually come up with a few of these. My personal favourite is "Rock n' Royal" but that one's a bit more of a stretch)
your honor i'm obsessed with her
back at it. this one's a bit basic
writing is so fun
writing is impossible why does anyone do this
Hey so you gotta watch To Be Hero X.
Do NOT read the wiki. Do NOT check the tag. Go in AS BLIND AS POSSIBLE and just WATCH THE SHOW.
Two friends who had already seen it basically locked me in a voice chat and said "We're watching this now!" after which we proceeded to watch the first 11 episodes over the course of two evenings, and then went through the remaining 13 in A SINGLE NIGHT because I wanted to keep going so badly.
You can watch the first episode for free on Bilibili's YT channel (turn on CC for English subs) to get a taste for it; the rest are available in the same place for channel members, or (in slightly higher resolution) over on Crunchyroll.
THE PITCH
It basically starts with an extremely hot guy flinging himself off a roof because Fuck This Shit I'm Out
One character's superpower is literally just Murder, which is also canonically his autistic hyperfixation
Autistic Murder Hero is nonverbal and 40 years old
Store Brand Hatsune Miku is there and is also Saint Cajetan
Superpowers are gained and lost through a metric that essentially amounts to follower count
This metric can also cause disability based on public perception of the person being awarded said powers
One character's superpower is, arguably, being extremely cunty in 490893406 art styles
The use of 490893406 art styles throughout the series is important to the plot
There are 12 individual protagonists, one of which is a cat(?) and one of which is a dog
All but two protagonists, including the cat(?), are 21 or older by the "present" time
The only protagonist under the age of 18 by the "present" is the dog (who is technically 82 in dog years)
The series is conceptualized, written and directed by Li Haoling, the guy that directed Link Click and the TGCF donghua
I'm reasonably certain that every single person in the main cast is queer to some capacity with the exception of the dog and the cat(?), neither of whom have apparent sexual or romantic preferences, presumably on account of being a dog and a cat(?)
The "main antagonist" is literally the corporate commodification of human connection via parasocial relationships
Hiroyuki Sawano (Attack on Titan, PROMARE, Bubble, etc.) worked on parts of the soundtrack, including the opening theme, which is FUCKING PHENOMENAL:
NOTES
Watch it in Chinese, not Japanese. It is originally in Chinese, this is the intended presentation and the line delivery is important. (Chinese is the very last audio option in the menu on Crunchyroll. I do not know why.)
It's anthological with overlapping arcs for each member of a cast of a dozen, so don't look for a "main character." (There is a title character, but that's not the same thing!)
It is non-chronological, starting in the "present" and then working backward and forward again as we go through the roster of characters. (It all comes together eventually, trust me here.)
Both the non-chronological storytelling and the art style shifts are extremely important aspects of the series' presentation.
Season 2 has been confirmed since season 1 dropped, but isn't expected to come out until 2027.
CONTENT WARNINGS: Suicide, violence, blood/gore, abuse of children and animals, ideological grooming, mental and emotional abuse, loss of autonomy, manipulative cults, gaslighting, and some body horror. HEALTH WARNINGS: Flashing lights and eyestrain.
ANYWAY YOU SHOULD WATCH IT THANK YOU GOODBYE
I watched To Be Hero X almost blindly, and that was the funniest thing, so i highly recommend watching it blindly or almost blindly. (I also just want to share my story cus it's hilarious to me.)
Before watching TBHX, I saw two edits. That was my context. So, I thought the story went like that:
Nice is the main character, and he wants to become Number 1 hero.
Lin Ling becomes his personal assistant, and he helps Nice with promotions to become Number 1.
Lin Ling and Nice are gay.
Wreck is Nice's abusive ex, who desperately wants him back!
Moon is best friend of the gays (NiceLing).
X is Nice's supportive gay dad. Because obviously he changed the artstyle to more colorful and has white hair, so he should be a supportive dad!
All other heroes are basically Nice's nemesis who lowk want to be with him. And Lin Ling needs to fight them (aka Scott Piligrim fighting exes).
Shang De is the main villain, who hates Nice and wants him to fail, because he is homophobic, and he tries to ungay him.
Towards the end, Lin Ling sacrifices himself to save Nice, so it is doomed yaoi. Nice has a crashout after that.
In the end, X, Rock, Zac, and Micky (who has a male wife Lui Zhen) are using a power of gay to defeat Shang De.
Well basically imagine my face during first episode. Lowk the most embarrassing post on my account.
okay but to be fair you were bang on about Shang De trying to un-gay Nice and all the other heroes having beef with him
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He's locked in.
has this been done
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Hero-related reaction images are probably crazy in-universe
Close-up of the Wang Yi with / without noise fx :
Shit man, this 21st Hero Ranking Tournament is fucked. I just saw a woman spread her arms and say "meteor" or some similar shit, and a hundred giant spears made of light rained down from the heavens. She didn't even win that match, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is fighting with enhanced speed and a handful of knives. I think I just heard some guy tell a dog "I'm going to defy fate" two platforms over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
could a depressed person do this
I'm gonna draw all eleven
fanart for the show that currently owns my soul