Ellie (she/her) @arcticmist0324 - Tumblr Blog

caught her in perfect deviantart oc ref sheet pose

#cats #I remember when I issued to print out people’s line art on deviantart and color it like a coloring book #which in hindsight is definitely not the intention #I was like 13 #lol #I wasn’t claiming to have made the art though

grimalditeuthis

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

#always give props to the pit

Ngl, I lowkey ship Gritty and the Phanatjc.

#they just have complimentary energy #I can’t describe it #mascots #shipping #baseball #hockey #flyers #philadelphia flyers #Phillies #philadelphia phillies

twobeesornottwobees

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

dajo42

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

computationalcalculator

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

idontgettechnology

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

libraryogre

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

poor-little-meow-meow-tourney

What is this?

This is a bracket tournament to determine the top Poor Little Meow Meow on Tumblr.

According to fanlore, a "poor little meow meow" is "a fictional character viewed as both deeply problematic and worthy of sympathy. This could mean a morally-grey or villainous woobie, or a character whose negative aspects are seen as making them tragic, miserable, or pathetic."

You Can Submit For the Tournament Here (Google doc)

All characters are eligible to be nominated, as are real people. Though, be aware, submissions of controversial figures such as politicians and criminals will not be accepted. An exception to the exception may be made at the admin's discretion if the person in question is a religious or historical figure and is sufficiently funny enough.

#I'm doing a thing #you should submit

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

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Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf

scenerwiththegreenery

tumblr being real normal about this one

justadragonflower

update

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I’m scared guys

nicolethered

This tweet still exists, btw

#I could go on a rant about the specific brand of ire I have for weak willed never Trump Republicans which was like all of them #but I just got back from the gym so you will all be spared #politics

scleroticstatue

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

nerdymessr

I genuinely don't believe in ugly people, I have never in my life seen someone intolerable to look at. Everyone has an element to their face that makes them lovely to look at

sunshien-deactivated20220126

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn