Castle Drearburh

Life is too short and love is too long

[arcturus353]

saddest girls in the world

[thanergetic-hyperlinks]

considering that Kiriona is in need of chest reconstruction necrosurgery, one of the funniest callbacks we could get in Alecto would be to “Harrow, if my heart had a dick you would kick it”

[junietuesday]

white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people go “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people can rb but please do not clown

[junietuesday]

white people really cant give a shit abt anyone but themselves unless held at gunpoint or smth huh?

“what about the poor little white kids just trying to have fun?” what about the poor little kids of color made to feel unsafe and unwelcome in a space that was supposed to be fun?

“why can’t poc just make their own redesigns and we can keep these ones” why cant you realize that your actions have consequences and that you should maybe try to not enforce racist stereotypes??

like ofc its ideal to have VARIETY among both villains AND protagonists, its when your characters look like this

that the issue arises

scratch “can”, white people are encouraged to reblog

[catantennae]

[Image description: 3 white stickmen labeled as "good guys" and 3 Brown stickmen labeled as "bad guys". End image description.]

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

okay you know what keeps me up at night?? is during the Nona epilogue. When Gideon is shouting at Alecto and Harrow is like. In her body once more. Do you think Harrow recognized Gideon’s voice? Like, Harrow looked at Ianthe, in Ianthe’s direction where Gideon presumably is, so she hypothetically could’ve SEEN Gideon, right? Do you think Harrowhark Nonagesimus, a woman who lobotomized herself and walked into the River so her cavalier could live, a woman who thought she would never hear her Griddle’s voice again, got to hear Gideon Nav speak for the first time in over a year in that moment?? And then Kiriona “I just don’t care anymore but also I’m going to beg to know where Harrow is so I can find her and bring her back” Gaia had to watch her girlfriend’s fake ice-lolly-bimbo girlfriend throw Harrow over her shoulder and walk out the door??? And Gideon could do nothing??? Do you think about how they were technically. For a brief moment. In the same room. BECAUSE I DO.

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

I once saw someone refer to the last act of HtN as the “mamma mia” plotline which. I mean. Yeah.

[only-alter-idem]

gideon: camilla understands me because her necromancer is overbearing too

camilla: i owe palamedes five bucks, these bitches ARE in love

[freakofthewoods]

Harrow: "Are sex and swords the only things that occupy that big head of yours, Griddle?"

Gideon: "Hm, let's ask Muscletits the Lesbian!" *turns to mirror* "What do you think?"

Harrow: *indignantly attracted to this fucking idiot*

[vividciggy]

Cue 800 disaster alarms activating in harrow's brain

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

the thing about John referencing tumblr memes is like. They don’t have the internet post resurrection. Which means John has been making the same handful of jokes for like ten thousand years. I too would become mercymorn if I had to hear the same ten jokes for TEN THOUSAND YEARS PLUS

[soapy-birblover]

I was inspired by the black-out poems made by @playing-with-colors and decided to apply it to the locked tomb series!

Palamedes my beloved

[only-alter-idem]

all the other guests: omg don’t turn around but that creepy Ninth nun who took a vow of silence is right behind you! she beat magnus in a sword fight in five seconds. i made eye contact with her yesterday eeek she’s got so much wisdom hidden in those eyes

gideon, wandering around in circles: what the fuck is going on what the fuck is going on where is harrow where is haRROW WHERE IS HARROW

[only-alter-idem]

oh gideon nav is the lesbian of ALL TIME. she’ll explain how hot every woman she meets is and how their eyes seem to pin her down and how a blush runs up to her cheeks whenever they look at her and she can’t say no to them

and then at the end of the paragraph she’ll be like “oh and some sort of man was also present. he was a little bitch.”

[heyfruitcake]

Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.

I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.

L'Odissea di Nolan tra "scheletri spazzatura" e relitti: Arpa al lavoro in Sicilia, che succede

Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i

[ignitelimelight]

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

[arcturus353]

saddest girls in the world

[silver-minnow]

my moon my man

[merrigold]

Nona understood in a sudden shiver what she was looking at. “Stay calm,” said Camilla-and-Palamades. “Five breaths, if you need it.”

// hello they have an iron grip on my soul

[exoticoyster]

Gideon the Ninth: uuu murder mystery, surprisingly tragic

Harrow the Ninth:

My reading experience so far