freak of the woods

Mitts | They/Them | 26 | no naps for me, I factory reset

[woodrider]

Menthol cigarettes were invented by a man called Spud who was born in Mingo Junction

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[nebulastarss]

Actually the average human makes first contact 0 times in their life time. First Contact Rylad Graec who has made first contact 3 times is an outlier and should not have been counted

[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[squeebo]

Got really high yesterday and had to doodle my thoughts

[thischarmingdog]

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[kaitlicious]

[whorerific]

wei wuxian is such a lesson in contradiction like he's so nice he's a jerk he's so smart he's very naive he's friends with everyone nobody likes him he's the best cultivator alive he can't use a sword he's a whore he's a virgin he's lazy he'll work for days without sleep he's so calm under pressure his temper is atrocious his ego is massive he has no self worth he's dead he's alive he's a saint he's a monster he's a victim he's a villain he's a great teacher he's a terrible student he's a charmer he's so so annoying he saves everyone's asses he's the reason they're in this mess he's a brother but not really he's a son but not really he's a father but not really he's a sect leader with no sect he's so selfish he puts everyone before himself he made so many choices there was nothing else he could have done like no wonder it's so difficult for people to understand him he's literally everything

[ozempicofficial]

[oneheadtoanother]

[gayspaceshit]

[pangur-and-grim]

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[walkingclericaldisaster]

I saw this tweet and had to make it them

[runawaymarbles]

Spotted today in the parking garage

[asailororanightingale]

has this been done.