Telling people where the, “You ripped my shirt! Yeah? Well you broke my nose. Twice. Three times.” audio came from is actually so fun because wdym I get to introduce them to some of the greatest yaoi a werewolf fandom got to know
considering writing a thiam fic based on an incident i had a few weeks ago when i lowkey made out with my friend while drunk out of our minds and our friend was waiting outside and horrified….
they’re calling michael johnston a relative unknown in the news… you mean corey teen wolf?? you mean my buddy corey bryant from the hit MTV show teen wolf introduced in season five episode four condition terminal?? sorry to all other people ig but real ones are michael johnston day one knowers REAL ONES know him as a gay teenager who died one time and now can turn invisible except for somehow his human bf always sees through it bc they’re soulmates with the power of love. canonically.
Everyone always treating Stiles like the smartest character in Teen Wolf even though Lydia is canonically smarter than him is honestly the biggest sign of how sexist this fandom is.
Lydia has an IQ of 170, and with her honor classes combined with her regular classes, her GPA is ABOVE a 4.0, possibly even above a 5.0. Do you know how hard it is for the average high school student to get a 4.0 GPA? Let alone higher than that? The average High School GPA in America is in the 3.0 ranges.
Please please PLEASE stop treating Lydia like an idiot or just a “cold and heartless bitch” just because you think she “gets in the way” of your stupid white boy ship
teen wolf sexuality headcanons bc it’s pride month and i have free will !! lmk if we want a part 2 with any characters i forgot
scott: like i’ve never put thought into it i just feel that he’s pan deep down in my bones. scott just really does have such a loving soul it makes me want to cry honestly.
stiles: listen if you don’t look at stiles and immediately clock him as the most bi man to ever do it you are wrong this is a non negotiable one for me.
allison: okay i’ll admit i’ve never put much thought into it i’ll be honest. bi i think but i would support a lesbian argument although hot take i heavily fw allisaac im sorry everyone. also we need to wake up the allison x erica truthers i forgot the ship name.
lydia: maybe the straightest in the pack however i can’t deny the sexual tension she has with every woman in this show. jeff davis im not sure how you accidentally did this so i will go with bi
isaac: bi. no notes. that’s my goat.
jackson: i thought he was confirmed gay for the longest time but apparently he’s bi??? news to me ig. guys he’s like jeff from yellowjackets to me in the sense that i don’t respect him as a human being but he makes me laugh. and ig he’s cute with ethan. ig.
kira: i genuinely cannot tell you. i believe in malira but kira i don’t know about you. like i love scira but i also love lesbian kira??
malia: honestly same as kira. she’s a lesbian to me but i also heavily fw stalia. malia you had potential and also i don’t know the ship name for malia and tracy but guys hear me out….
derek: feels like i’m gonna get shot for this but possibly the straightest. draeden are so fucking peak tho and i will accept bi4bi there
liam: look i’m sorry stiles and liam are top ten bisexuals of all time to me. sometimes i forget this isn’t canon and get genuinely shocked.
hayden: my lesbian goat. hayden dump liam and go for gwen we’ve been saying this for years. you can do better than him and i say this as one of liam’s biggest fans
mason and corey i’m pretty sure you’re both confirmed gay but js wanted to take a moment to appreciate one of the best canon couples. fucking fight me i don’t care. they’re my underrated goats.
brett also confirmed bi but i always forget this for some reason im so sorry brett we should’ve explored this more
theo: listen i can understand the bisexual theo appeal but cmon. you’re telling me he had tracy aka one of the most gorgeous women ever in his lap and STILL killed her?? gay gay homosexual gay to me sorry guys.
tracy: lesbian goat right fucking here guys. no notes. she’s one of the most gorgeous women i’ve ever seen and we don’t appreciate her enough.
cora: i know we only had her briefly but what a legend. i see the vision with stora but i feel that she’s wlw in my heart
also shoutout to danny. i love you king the writers may have ignored you but i refuse to. stay mad.
the fact that the character whose entire arc is being invisible/not wanting to be invisible anymore ended up getting overlooked by the fandom.. my boy is also invisible to the fandom :(
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