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ellievsbear
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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shark vs the universe
Sade Olutola
Game of Thrones Daily
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
YOU ARE THE REASON
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$LAYYYTER
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Keni
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
blake kathryn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
if i look back, i am lost
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@ardmacha
Butch (noun):
Wait fuck, this whole joke doesn't work, butch is an adjective
But wait, you can say both she is butch and look at that butch, so like I need to go ask an English major how to structure this joke I fear
not an english major just an autism person: ur good butch is an adjective butch is a noun butch is a verb butch is the sun
Butch women hold up the sky...
Butch could just be her name, did anyone ask?
her name is Bruce Springsteen...
this fanfic shit easy as hell
men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say
Men will see a mouse and eat it
No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.
A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer
she said do you homie i tell her only bartly i only love my marge and my lisa im sorry
well my wife was eaten by a spider and my dog was eaten by a spider, and my car was eaten by a spider too so there is no way for me to leave spiderland. worst theme park experience ever
Im the guy who's getting all those pauses pregnant
okay dont be mad but i just scheduled you for every appointment ever. you have an open house on tuesday and a doctor is removing your all of it tomorrow 👍
I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways
how it felt to listen to that one mitski song for the first time
worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death
As a voter my primary concern is toys coming to life and being evil when they come to life because they want revenge for being played with too much / too hard. My secondary concern is illegal immigrants. My third concern is that the toys who come to life and are good won't be strong enough to stop the evil toys. My fifth concern is the economy. I can't tell you four because it's a decretttt.
My cat, #clarence clemons, is petitioning for a name change with the local government.
i like to laugh and joke but always remember that i am damned
problematic swag gap relationship
a man has just jamped off the entire state building .
Merry “Almost” Christmas!
I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff
