Ardo

21M Deuteranomaly having bitch Ξ 18+ only Ξ Fuck generative Ai

[ardo31]

Local Lemon-eater

For anyone who finds me a bit too chaotic/confusing/annoying please tell me. I do not have enough self-perception to notice so I'll be glad if you point it out to me.

I will use my envy for your art skills as a fuel, SO SHOW ME ALL YOU'VE GOT!

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(Most of) My tags:

#jibber-jabber - random talking

#spread the knowledge - Instruments and tips from other people.

#learning to draw - my first year drawing (and actually learning how to)

#dual crowns au - my cotl au arts that I am planning to post an actual written story of (eventually)

#tarrot - (currently ongoing) series of drawings that I use as a way to get some of my au lore out. Main rule: Create now, perfect later. Aka: I give myself only one evening to finish each card.

#c52 - my progress in completing the Challenge 52

#saving for dissection later - some of the arts that I learn from but don't have the time to study in detail. (at the time of the reblog)

@spool-bearer - my rp blog that..... just kinda appeared.

^^^^FYI all of these are hyperlinks^^^^

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Use the darkest humour you can with me. I love it.

[ardo31]

First done, two more to go.

[important-cat-pics]

[littleperson404]

@shamicazu

[ardo31]

POV: You tried on the berserker's fleece for the first time

[smallpwbbles]

LOUD WARNING//

I’d be so annoying about eating if I come from a world where food is scarce and suddenly I’m in the present where every kinda food is available to me

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

[tikysplickytok]

(via tomcardy)

[00000066]

[ardo31]

Autocannibalism is another fun way to torture ocs.

[watchacat]

"They are undeserving of your kindness, Lamb."

Hehe. The practise paid off.

(Now i gotta learn how to render properly...)

Program: Krita Time: ~8 hours

[pyrobchilling]

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[zzoupz]

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

[artastic-foe]

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

[l4byr1nthz1]

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

[vinnybox]

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

[theo-window]

What did he do to deserve this

[rain-droplet]

punished by the council

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

FOOLS!!!! YOU ARE ALL NOTHING BENEATH THE MIGHTY POWER OF MY JPEG ARTIFACT

[is-this-post-edible]

This post is… EDIBLE??

[spool-bearer]

The blood transfusion ritual

[. . .

The Blood Transfusion ritual is a highly complicated and ultimately useless. It was meant to be used as an assassination tool but the requirements are far too complicated to justify the usage of it over a simple blade or an arrow.

The ritual itself is easy enough that even a baby can complete it. First you need to mark the path the blood needs to take to be absorbed by the recipient, something sort of a gate to the body. Second, while chanting the spell, the "donor" has to continuously supply their own blood onto the path.

(From this point the one performing the ritual will be ragarded as "donor" and the one the ritual is performed on will be regarded as "recipient")

The complications arise during the preparation to the ritual. First, the recipient's and donor's blood must be similar enough that the recipient's body accepts the blood and will not attack it as some form of bile. Second, the donor must be educated about anatomy to be able to guide their blood properly via blood vessels. Third, the donor must not, under any circumstances, faint during the ritual. If they do, the ritual will go on untill either the recipient dies of oversaturation of blood or untill the donor dies of blood loss. Fourth, whatever illnesses the donor carries, the recipient will contract. Just like in any case of sharing bodily fluids.

Now, what exactly the ritual offers for such a tiresome preparation? Well, let me tell you: the donor will be able to controll their blood inside the recipient's body for as long as they chant the spell. . . And that's it. Not only is it useless because the donor will be at the plain sight all the time but also because it can be interrupted as soon as someone decides to shut the donor's mouth.

Utterly useless, not even worth the ink I wrote this with.

. . .]

[From "The diary of the God of Pestilence: a complete guide to all illnesses, medicine and rituals in-between. Tome 3"]

[sillystell]

Old Cult of The Lamb animation I did for fun a long ways back now. Nothing fancy just fun.

The rig was made by Aixa Massoni and you can get it HERE! A friend pointed it out when I was in my peak lamb playing time. I still need to get back to finishing Woolhaven.

[ardo31]

I feel handsy today.

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

10 years

[ardo31]

Forbidden gatorade

[ardo31]

I taste-tested lemon acid, conclusions:

• I tastes more like an acid than a lemon

• I think I fried my taste receptors because water tastes differently now. (°っ°)