The Ardor Cafe @ardor-cafe - Tumblr Blog

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Welcome to the Ardor Cafe! Allow us to lead you to a table and give you a menu!~

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We ranged from 4-289 in age, but our host is 21. We’re all happy to have you here!~

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Members:

Ascelin: Host, 21 ask pronouns, genderfluid

Noctis: 22 he/him trans femboy

Anastasia: 27 she/her cishet

Annie: 4 bun/bunself

Alina: 32 she/her cisgender

Alcina: 24 she/her frestanofem

Dill: 22 he/him fem catboy

Lio: 23 he/him Burnish femboy

Fiora: 21 she/her transfem

Jackolyn Watson-Valentine: ??? she/her cishet

Goro: 18 he/him cis femboy

Lady Cordelia: 289 she/her cis dragon

Adrian Tepes: 19 any/all genderflux vampire

Corpse Husband: 27 he/him cis bisexual

Sal Fisher: 22 he/they/she bisexual

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We hope to get to know you better and look forward to seeing you around!

Please, enjoy our little cafe of sillies and know that here at the Ardor Cafe, we’re doing our best~

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#traumagenic system #osdd system #system intro

partner system core is

“This is my new headmate, he’s an eldritch god”

“Can I romance him?”

“What.”

#🩵 ascelin #osdd system #system stuff #traumagenic system #actually plural #partner system #sugar cloud cafe

I ASKED OUT THE GOOP STUCK TO MY BEST FRIEND’S WALL AND HE SAID YES AND CALLED ME PRETTY!!!!!!! NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!!!!! GONE SEXUAL?????? [DO NOT CALL THE GOOP AT 3 AM!!!!!!]

#🩵 ascelin #osdd system #system stuff #traumagenic system #actually plural #partner system #sugar cloud cafe #I’m dating my best friend’s wall goop #what a sentence #he can choke me #i mean whaaat who said that #that’s crazy

The real truth no one ever tells you about having a Sally Face alter is that every time you tell him no, he looks at you sadly and says “I died… I died for your sins and this is how you treat me?” and that’s just your life now.

#🩵 ascelin #osdd system #system stuff #traumagenic system #actually plural #sally face introject

Sometimes I wish I could just show up in someone else’s headspace like some kind of feral little creature, investigate, and then leave.

#🩵 ascelin #what are you doing in my house?#no #what are you doing in my headspace?#I am here to make out with your headmate #you know the one #hand him over #osdd system #system stuff #traumagenic system #actually plural #partner system #sugar cloud cafe

pinkfairiesteaparty

APPARENTLY SAL HAS RUINED MOTHER MOTHER FOR MY PARTNER SYS AFTER INTRODUCING HIMSELF WITH THE JOKE ““He would listen to Mother Mother” I don’t even have a mother mother.” AND I THINK THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT

#🩵 ascelin #osdd system #system stuff #traumagenic system #actually plural #partner system #Sally Face introject #Sal fisher introhect #sugar cloud cafe

million-with-a-b

"Doubles dni." we are not the same person! Hope this helps.

#My Corpse alter is collecting doubles #he’s trying to start a cult #a cult of Corpse #send help

I wanna dance with him…

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#🩵 ascelin #osdd system #system stuff #traumagenic system #actually plural #crushing #partner system #he makes me feel so many things #he makes me feel like dancing #maybe a picnic and picking flowers together too

sugarcloud-syndicate

THEY ( @ardor-cafe ) MADE ME ART

[ bright colors below ]

#That’s my gooper!#He’s so goopy!#🩵 ascelin #sugar cloud cafe #system stuff #traumagenic system #actually plural

fun bird fact!! :)

*pecks you pecks you pecks you pecks you pecks you pecks you pecks you pecks you pecks you pecks you pecks you pecks you pecks you pecks you pecks you pecks you—*

check back next week for more fun bird facts!! :)

#💚🍭Jackolyn #bird facts #shitpost

That stupid cute goopy boy is on my mind today and Jackie told me she can practically see the hearts floating around my head…

Hate it here.

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#🩵 Ascelin #The playlist based on him that I’m listening to probably doesn’t help.#osdd system #system stuff #traumagenic system #actually plural #partner system #crushing

Partner sys/best friend has a new headmate and he’s really cute and now I get super flustered when talking to them because any time I say anything not nice about myself, he shows up and scolds me until I say nice things about myself

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