aaron minyard is SUCH a sarcastic little shit sometimes:
“Looks like you’ve managed to completely embarrass yourself in both languages.”
Neil answered by upending his glass onto the floor. “That’s mature,” Aaron said. Neil threw the glass at him.
“Do you take your cues from dead men?”
“Did you know about Andrew and Neil?"
"Careful," Andrew said, but Aaron slid his gaze back to Dobson. ... "I'm sorry, Aaron, but if you could be a little more specific?" "Sure," Aaron said, and elaborated, "Did you know Andrew's fucking Neil?”
"Would you like to talk about Neil today?"
"No," Andrew said, as Aaron said, "Yes.”
"Says the man dating a mafioso." "I'm not dating him." "Liar."
"I like Neil's promise ring, by the way."
“His father's people tore up his arms with a lighter and knives, and none of it is going to fade. He doesn't need to see those."
"Matching set," Aaron said. "Very cute.”
"Go slash some tires, or whatever it is you do for fun."
“Exy this, Exy that, get a fucking hobby already. Oh, but I guess he did?”
"You must be on some fantastic drugs."
if he and andrew actually got along sometimes they'd be absolutely unstoppable i love them