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Side blog of @arend000-blog, system autistic horny, right behind you, asks should be open

[arend-8000]

You treat someone like an adorable cat for a couple days and suddenly they're in love with you

[sailatina3]

I like how super hero comics will arbitrarily decide that certain characters are lame and dumb as if some of their goats arent "doctor octopus" and "clown guy with no powers"

How is condiment king inherently any lamer than that?

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[what-even-is-thiss]

Our cats never attempt to escape or go outside. We yoinked them from out there. They know the struggle.

Out there they would be dodging cars and coyotes. In here they get free food and belly rubs. Fair trade for not being allowed to eat bees anymore.

[depsidase]

[theaceofwords]

It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.

It has always been possible. It is still possible.

[prokopetz]

It's always fun when an author claims their work contains no politics, because either they're blatantly lying, or they genuinely think they're telling the truth and you get a lot of insight into what assertions about human nature they regard as so obviously and self-evidently true as to lie outside the political sphere.

[danshive]

“I’m eating a sandwich with ingredients I purchased.”

“I‘m eating a sandwich too, except I stole my ingredients from an old lady walking home from a grocery and powered my toaster with a gasoline-powered generator.”

“I have a problem with your sandwich.”

“We’re BOTH eating sandwiches, hypocrite!”

[brainman1987]

Mermaid mask spoilers! (And also eyestrain)

I remembered pork soda and then exploded on the spot. And drew this

[mr-jack-letterman]

MERMAID MASK ENDING SPOILERS BELOW!!!! BEWARE.

Okay so Godrik has this sprite animation here. And in the animation his thumb is like, rubbing over something. And at the time when I got to this bit I was kinda confused by it? Like it was the one animation where I couldn't parse out what was trying to be conveyed. HOWEVER, IVE COME TO A REALIZATION ☝️

ITS THE SCAR. HE'S TOUCHING THE SCAR WHILE TALKING ABOUT THE DEAREST SELENA VOYAGE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT REMINDS HIM OF 😭.

Another thing, we know this scar has to be incredibly painful. Magnus literally wore only half a jacket because the scar continued to hurt even years after the mermaid encounter. How in the hell Godrik is able to 1. Wear a damn shirt over it and 2. Touch it THOUGH the shirt periodically without passing out is its own damn mystery unto itself.

[a-little-ray-of-fantasy]

Beautiful animation from The Mermaid Mask (spoilers ahead):

Gotta love how Gripp fully reveals himself as he stares directly at the screen. At the player.

He spent the game being silly with his vacant stare, but when he uses it to focus on something, especially with how heavy his eyebags look... he's downright creepy...

He doesn't even look evil... rather, he looks haunted, numb.

It's like there's no life behind those eyes, like Gripp has been reduced to a mere husk of a once eccentric but somewhat meek man who's still in there, somewhere...

[pupkinspumpkins]

The Mermaid Mask continues the trend of me being attracted to a big strong woman and a pathetic insane man

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[rabbitkinglune777]

more towel girl

[advosart]

He's just sleepy

[valtsv]

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

[whiteroserwby]

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

[valtsv]

[vstheworld]

the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for

[nardacci-does-art]

I drew it…. & animated it…

[pagliacci2]

If the woman that JK rowling posted an upskirt photo of had been a cis woman snopes wouldn't have said this was "mixed" and you know it.

[vexatiousvic]

Not that it was necessary, but I looked up definitions, and yeah, obviously "taking a photo under someone's skirt" is literally it. Fuck Snopes so fucking hard. I need them to explain to me how it doesn't fit the definition to a fucking t:

And what the FUCK do they mean, "public setting"?? Yeah, upskirts are mistly taken in public fucking settings! That's not an eycuse, that's part of the fucking issue

[pagliacci2]

And truly what do they mean it was in public? Does that mean that the upskirt photos people take on subways dont count because other people are around? OF COURSE IT WAS IN PUBLIC THATS HOW THE PHOTO GOT TAKEN IF SHE HAD BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED AT HOME IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BREAKING AND ENTERING

[doe-eyed-disaster]

what do they mean "it wasn't taken surreptitiously"? there isn't any implication here except that because Freda Wallace was in public, she consented to any pictures that might be taken of her? this is just "look at the way she* was dressed". snopes is doing rape culture.

[rabbitkinglune777]

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