Im dropping hints that I'm not amused

I'm not amused. 21 / AL

[turtleduckdate]

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

[brago-deactivated20180214]

they really went in on each other

[cuttothefeeling]

girl 1: you don’t even have teeth right here

girl 2:

[caliphorniaqueen]

lmfao fuck

[youngharlemnigga]

The camera work on this is immaculate

[teerofinale]

SILVER BULLETS 💀

[dirtbaby2016]

The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial

The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commercial

pretty clear to me who comes out on top…

[boroslegionaries]

The Beatles? Definately the Beatles.

[dirtbaby2016]

wrong.

[boroslegionaries]

explain?

[dirtbaby2016]

The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial

The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commerical

[illkim]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

a timeless classic.

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

I can’t with this. This fucks me up every time.

[wahtdahel-blog]

never forget when Beyoncé’s camera man started doing her choreography

[poypourri]

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[givemeinternet]

[chiksey-deactivated20210301]

rb this next

[givemeinternet]

[wellwhatthehellme]

rb this first

[funnyandhilarious]

[enerjak-deactivated20200101]

Never forget

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[drawsshits-inactive]

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[theseriouscynic]

Him and this gif have the same energy

[onlyblackgirlintheclass2]

He dragged him for not listening lmao

[ailment-remade-deactivated20210]

i have a fantasy of turning a CEO into a cute submissive little catboy while i take over his company

[nutsacktorturer]

Grimes and Elon Musk

[official-sovietunion]

decode your teen's texts

lmao: lenin, mao, and others

brb: bringing rad bolsheviks

kmrc: karl marx was really cool

ittiu: i think trotsky is underrated 

rtcm: reading the communist manifesto 

pilsalbway: personally i liked stalin better, what about you?

[unusualrussia]

Knights of the Round Table

[officialnaomicampbell]

[dorfs]