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blindbee

avodaco

me when i get my student loan

g8dtier

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

strikercorbie

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

badtz

I will never tire of this phrase,sorry

ninfia

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

ikimaru

they’re going to the beach :^)

cloud8eight

Nobody hates guys more than Hani does

Dutch Provinces + what I know about them

Noord-Holland: Cheeseheads and fishermen. Amsterdam is full of arrogant potheads and annoying tourists that walk -200 miles per hour.

Zuid-Holland: The meadows are basically one big backyard for the big cities. German tourists are taking over Scheveningen. Also, greenhouses. Lots of them.

Utrecht: Welcome to train delay central.

Zeeland: This place is basically doomed to die first when the sea takes over. Also, clams.

Noord-Brabant: Everyone is friendly and most of the time, drunk. Carnaval is a big deal here. And it's above sea level, so it may save us all in the future.

Limburg: Full of spare Belgians who are hard to understand. And it has a mountain. Of sorts.

Gelderland: Fruit orchards. And forests. Miles and miles of forests. And there is an area that is literally called "back corner" where only country bumpkins live.

Overijssel: Lots of nice rivers and streams. And more farmers.

Drenthe: Does ANYONE actually live here? Also, hunebedden.

Groningen: Basically located in the Arctic Circle. Full of farmers and students.

Friesland: Only relevant when the Eleven Cities Tour starts again, and the last one was in 1997. Also, in their eyes they're not a Dutch province, but their own little country. Good luck, guys. You didn't even have a university for nearly 200 years.

Flevoland: The baby province, we drained it ourselves. Flat and boring and full of farms and windmills.

as-seenon-tv

TODAY I WAS RUNNING AND THIS MINIVAN DROVE PAST ME AND SOME LIKE 14 YEAR OLD BOY YELLED OUT THE WINDOW SOMETHING LIKE “RUN FAT ASS” AND HIS MOTHER TURNED THE CAR AROUND AND MADE HIM RUN LIKE 5 BLOCKS WITH ME WHILE SHE DROVE NEXT TO US I ALMOST SLIPPED FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

as-seenon-tv

this stupid fucking post got screenshotted and put on Facebook with my name blurred out and middle aged moms are praising it. I’ve successfully created a mom meme. I am no better than a minion. good bye.