That TV Thing

Reality TV watcher. Doesn't know snake math. 35🥳 she/her

[yotume]

Thanks for the request.

[yyh4ever]

Yu Yu Hakusho Vintage-Style T-Shirt

From the "Studio Pierrot Style"

Sales: animate-onlineshop

[sh4rk-bytez]

Mammon is such a dork I love him

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[clevermanka]

🍁 Xavier 🍁 (@xavierck.com)

Here are 543 images (1.5GB) of items at the Philadelphia Museum of Art arms and armor exhibit You're free to use them for anything, even c

[the-ocean-is-trans]

casual reminder that this museum has their entire collection digitized and available free for public use: https://art.thewalters.org/ and they have armor/weapons there

[oh-my-otome]

Villains at work:

I would get exactly nothing done all day. Jude in a three-piece, and trying not to swoon in front of Liam?

Productivity out the window!

[argentcaligo]

The manga I started reading about an isekai medical doctor has a chapter about pelvic floor therapy. The author's brain 🫡

Update: I got ahead of myself. The doctor wasn't isekai'd. He lives there 🤯

[zephyrchama]

Asmodeus fast approached you while you were curled up in the corner of the couch.

"You are not going to believe this," he started in a tizzy.

You put your DDD down, expecting him to launch right into a high-powered vent. Instead, he insisted, "I need to sit down. You need to hear this."

There was plenty of space. Asmodeus plopped down with enough force to bounce you a little bit upwards. In the second it took for you and the cushion to fall back into place, he grabbed your arm and hoisted it to eye level.

You watched, too puzzled and surprised to say anything, as he pulled your feet out from under your legs and pushed them off the couch. Your ankle hit the floor at a painful angle. He pushed your shoulder back so your spine straightened up and nudged you a couple of centimeters closer to the armrest.

Asmodeus spent about a minute arranging you as he saw fit. He picked a loose thread off your shirt and smoothed down the fabric over your thighs before finally laying the back of his head right in your lap. Several seconds of adjusting his neck to find the perfect spot followed. At last, he set your hand down over his chest, the cherry on top of his preferred seating arrangement, where he held your fingers like a fidget toy.

Asmodeus stared up at you, a soothing sight for stress-filled eyes, while his body laid out across the entire rest of the couch. His high-end clothes started to wrinkle.

He began once more, "So, you are not going to believe what happened today..."

[vampiresdownpour]

Explorador Del Luz X Chococat

[pseudonymphomania]

Cursed potatoes 🥔

[ss244]

Malleus draconia is the type who…

Instead of asking like a normal person what he wants, he starts talking in riddles, expecting you to get the hint.

After a while you get used to it.

He’s also pretty spoiled so most of the time you’ll have to give in to him.

AGHHH, it’s so difficult to write malleus dialogue since he has a pretty fancy way of speaking (dhu S you dumbass he’s a prince of course he speaks like that).

But imagine you’re just chilling of the couch with your popcorn and suddenly you feel this presence behind you talking about some “I wish someone shared their popcorn with me”, CAN YOU BE NORMAL PLEASE?

Also gtfo you can’t just teleport in people houses as you please we talked about this.

[yaraef]

I've been listening to the new soundtracks since they dropped (ATLA Book 3 soundtrack!! Ah! The memories!!) and with the movie and then the trailer for the show... all I can think about is 'where's Suki?!' rn (To be fair, I haven't read the comics, so maybe it's answered there or in that movie I haven't watched yet?)

[valencians]

fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years

science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years

[aisatsaa]

Day 1: Soulmates

«Excuse me, I think you may have dropped your book»

[k-0re]

humanity's destroyer or whatever

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back