In which stuff happens...

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[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[stephenroot]

New type of guy just dropped.

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[hoseoch]

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If Dis is the deepest levels of hell then it only follows that in the Divine Comedy Australia, home of the Ute, is the highest levels of heaven.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Utopia" just means a place full of these things

[chekhovs-raygun]

"A real utopia could never be built!" yeah that's what a guy without enough utes would say.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#3pm on a friday when all the tradies who started work early are knocking off and the road is chockers with hiluxes call that a utopia

[argumate]

we used to have a utopia, then all the tradies started buying Ford Ranger Raptors 😩

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

:(

[acaciaeocene]

I work in a light industrial area, and it's amusing to compare the horrendously oversized 4WD trucks with the beaten-to-hell utes in the carpark, often sitting side by side. It's very clear which of them are for showing off versus which are for doing actual work.

The purpose of the stripped-down brown VW Beetle from some time in the 70s is unclear, but I appreciate seeing it around anyway.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

[beardedmrbean]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

I ate seven pancakes this morning.

Yes, short stack is the small one.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[creekfiend]

its so wild how dismissive ppl are about medieval bubonic plague PPE. that shit was seriously so fucking smart and we act like it doesn't count, bc people back then conceptualized the routes by which it worked differently than we do now. ppl just act like essentially it's an example of fundamentally getting something "wrong," and any benefits the PPE had must therefore have been incidental? when modern PPE for so many things has barely advanced from that very design, aside from materials and small details? BONKERS. BONKERS way to act about a technology that we have only improved on rather than rendered obsolete by reason of developing an alternative that is better. hubris, thy name is "human beings who are alive currently"

[duckbunny]

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

[seven-winged-liar]

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

[igorlevchenko-blog]

"Hey Grundie! Have you seen my daedric mace anywh- Ack! You again. Told you to keep your grubby icicles away from my daughter!"

Molag Grunda and Nomeg Gwai.

Digital painting made in Krita. Brushes by Emil Maselli.

P.S. As I said before, I imagine Coldharbour is a cold place, except for the abode of its Prince, which is kept warm to ward this particular frost atronach off. He sneaks in anyway and later departs in the form of mist.

[midnightvrose]

[tooiconic]

both of them are me

[aromanticduck]

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

[aromanticduck]

The opposite of this is a 'coke and mentos' dynamic, where the two people are generally chill and likeable but being around each other makes them both wild and chaotic.

[aromanticduck]

Here's the breakdown:

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I’ve reached a new low, not saying which cause I think I can get lower

[starryspeculation]

this post goes out to translators. translators who for the last 40 years have been told their jobs would be useless, their place would be taken by AI, and yet. they are still doing it for the love of the game. translators who do it in a crunch. translators who are asked not to translate "literally" by their employers. translators cursed at for "changing" the text by an audience that can understand 1 word between them. translators who find clever cultural equivalents. translators who are always to blame for the ambiguity of the authors. translators who give us a glimpse of another world. translators who take up the impossible task of making a text understandable in another language where none of the cultural connotations match, when no word can truly capture the same meaning as another. just. translators man

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out