Alternate Earths

moved to mortau

[castelleve]

OK SO I'm gonna let the queue run but I have @mortau mostly set up by now. I will slowly be following people again on there.

Still deciding on whether I'm carrying over drafts and asks or not, but for now,,,, I'm over there.

[rp-meme-central]

First meeting sentence starters

1. “Hi. I’m _______, your new _______.” 

2. “Oh! Sorry. I’m so sorry. I wasn’t watching where I was going.” 

3. “Hey, could you help me? I’m lost.” 

4. “Who are you and what the hell are you doing in my ______?” 

5. “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m going to call an ambulance.” 

6. “Mind if I sit here? All the other seats are taken.”

7. “Have I seen you somewhere before? You look familiar.” 

8. “I’ve never seen you around here before. What’s your name?” 

9. “You. You! You’re that jerk who pushed me into a garbage can as you ran past yesterday!” 

10. “Do you always meet new people by literally running into them?” 

11. “Hi. This line doesn’t seem to be going anywhere anytime soon, so I thought I’d introduce myself. I’m ______. Nice to meet you.” 

12. “Here, let me help you with that.” 

13. “Oh! Sorry. I didn’t realize there was already someone in here.” 

14. “Are you here for ______ too?”  

[argyrcs]

I’ve got 4 drafts left but they’re all p long and I don’t really wanna do them. Might post more memes or some opens in a bit.

[moldy-memes]

Heat Wave Sentence Starters

“Hey, my AC is broken, mind if I stay here a couple days?”

”Look, I like my temperatures between 60 and 70 degrees. This? TOO MUCH.”

“That’s it, I’m moving to Antarctica.”

“I got this little fan that plugs into the charging port on my phone and it’s not doing shit.”

“Is the heat zapping away your energy, too? Cause I’m dying.”

“It’s gonna be in the 90s in a few days and only going up from there.”

“This is perfect pool weather, wanna go to the pool?”

“I’m too tired to go anywhere right now.”

“I’m sweating like crazy, I feel gross.”

“My hair is so greasy…”

“I need a haircut, it’s too hot for long hair.”

“Let’s go get some ice cream.”

“I can make milkshakes if you want.”

“I’m about to stick some ice cubes in my clothes, I swear to god.”

“This isn’t sweater weather. This isn’t skin-tight clothes weather. This is just hell weather.”

[argyrcs]

Close enough ig?

[argyrcs]

SO one thing I’ve been meaning to dive into a bit regarding Adonis and Ebony’s relationship contrasted with Izaiah and his wife, Wren’s.Specifically delving into their polyamory!

Adonis and Ebony love each other. They trust each other and know that they each have different needs that can’t be fully fulfilled by the other. Adonis has multiple souls in his body, and Ebony has come to accept and embrace that they each have very different personalities that each contribute to Adonis. And each one also has the ability to fall in love with someone who is not her. She can and will welcome them with open arms!

On the flip side, Ebony is a succubus. And Adonis has no genitalia, because he’s a corpse and it all rotted off. He knows and acknowledges she has a very high libido and he can’t really do much regarding that (nor does he have any desire to).

They trust each other enough to have this open kind of relationship. 

Now, we contrast this Izaiah and Wren who... are using polyamory as a last ditch method to fix their failing marriage. They do not trust each other, they’re both very jealous people but they have fallen out of love with each other and only stay married because of their daughter. Wren was the one to broach the topic, because it was ‘the only way to keep their marriage bearable’. 

[argyrcs]

i havent edited her icons yet (or found a good alt fc that isnt my art) but here’s a tag dump for wren 

[argyrcs]

oh shit my icons kept their transparency! 

[argyrcs]

a-shy-mage​:

The scientist raised an eyebrow. With the Gods?

“No. Not at all.” He said without any hesitation. “I am just a curious man. Then again, it is only human nature to be curious.”  He said with a small chuckle. Though he did have many questions for him, he decided that it would likely be best to save some of them for later.

“My name is Coal Vulcan. Though, people tend to call me Dr.Vulcan.”

So, human, then... Not as bad as a God. He would accept that answer, but remain cautious. They could be just as greedy at times, though an overwhelming amount seemed to side with the demon’s plight. 

“...It’s nice to meet you, Dr. Vulcan. I am Adonis.”

[argyrcs]

I’m making Mox taller than his last stint on tumblr.

instead of one inch, he is now a whopping ten inches tall. 

More Mox facts:

-He is Isolt’s brother, but Isolt is almost 6 feet tall. This is because Isolt was born a faery, meanwhile Mox is a changeling child and turned into one when he was a baby. Isolt is also the only child that was born, all of her siblings are kidnapped human children.

-Mox summoned Henri while trying to summon a demon, but he doesn’t know their name and refers to them only as Castell. Henri highjacked the summoning and ended up in Earth 1.2.

-Because of their contract, Mox can borrow some of Henri’s power, and can temporarily transform into a large draconic being made of shadows. 

[argyrcs]

@batoushoujo​ asked: “Would you like me to help you with that?” // to Isolt

Being a fall-court Unseelie in the hot summer weather was absolutely hellish sometimes. She really could feel herself drying out, no many how many leaves she piled onto her body to keep her moist. Just this morning, one of them crumbled into dust! She hated the heat!

Which is why she had decided to venture out to the dumpster behind a general store to see if there was anything usable. She didn’t venture to the human realm often, so she didn’t have a human glamor to fall back on... She hoped no one could see her. 

She was struggling to pull out a fan which... seemed fine, but the wire was particularly tangled. Thank the heavens it was plastic, not metal. 

And then, someone spoke.

Momentary panic - a human? No, no, surely a human would be more surprised? It faded, slightly, after only a moment, and her expression softened. “Oh, thank you, I do! I need help untangling this, but both of my hands are full.” She gently moved the fan to call attention to it, as iof it wasn’t obvious enough... 

[supernova-memes]

Random acts of kindness starters

Sentence starters:

“Hey! Hey! You dropped this.”

“Are you lost?”

“I can help you find your mommy/daddy.”

“I can pay for that, it’s no problem.”

“Would you like me to help you with that?”

Emoji starters:

💵 Your muse pays for something my muse needs but doesn’t have enough money for

🤬 Your muse gets between mine and someone berating them

🛍️ Your muse helps mine with carrying something

🩹 Your muse helps mine after they get hurt

🫂 Your muse shields mine in a dangerous situation (Terrorist attack, mafia shootout, etc)

[argyrcs]

inseparableduo​:

“Um, thank you? I don’t think it’s really all that special, though. I mean, I got this from a store, so I don’t really know who made it or anything like that.”

“I see. I haven’t seen a mass produced hat this well made since... well, ever.” He shrugs, but keeps his casual expression.”Either way, you should cherish that hat.”

He pauses, before taking his own floppy witch hat off his head and bowing deep. “Forgive my rudeness, i haven’t even introduced myself. I’m Riley.”

[brittsmemes]

GIVE  MY  MUSE  A  NICKNAME  /  PET  NAME.

[argyrcs]

fxtelism​:

“Z-Zio just e-ended up here, Zio d-doesn’t know where we a-are…” The lesser demon faintly looked around, his dull expression showed a little sense of confusion.

“Well, that’s quite the predicament, isn’t it?” She knew precisely where they were. Somewhere in the plains of Eden, near the tower where she kept that child. There was no use for this place, aside from the silence. She came here sometimes when she just wanted to get away from it all. The army, her husband, her kids, that thing. Everything. 

...Perhaps the solitude is what made it so beautiful. 

“You’ve caught me in a good mood - for now. So perhaps I will assist you.”

[manga-planet-deactivated2024013]

[rpmemes-galore]

Starters for feathery winged muses  {Sentence Starters}

“Fly away, then!”

“Are you molting?”

“Are you an angel?”

“Why WALK anywhere?”

“If I was you, I’d never land.”

“What does it feel like… flying?”

“Can you actually fly with those?”

“You look like an angel with those.”

“What is the highest you’ve flown?”

“What’s the view like from up there?”

“Could you take me flying sometime?”

“Night flying just sounds… dangerous.”

“Just how rough was that last landing?”

“Stop pouting and glide back down here.”

“Why didn’t you tell me you were molting?”

“They’re like a big, feathery blanket! So warm.”

“You can’t fly tonight, there’s a storm out there.”

“I can see you’re sad. Your wings are drooping.”

“You have wings… Oh my god, you have wings!”

“I’m cold and your wings are warm. Come here.”

“Your wings got hurt? How bad? Can you still fly?”

“I can see you’re scared. Your wings keep shaking.”

“I get it. You can fly. You can stop showing off, now.”

“When was the last time you brushed your primaries?”

“How do you even get this much glitter on your feathers?”

“No, sharing a bed with you means a mouthful of feathers.”

“Stop shaking your feathers! You’re getting water everywhere!”

“Could you stop flapping? You’re sending all my papers flying…”

“Okay, that’s it! Land and say that to my FACE, you feathery jerk!”

“Hop in the bath… and don’t clog up the drain with feathers this time!”

“Your feathers are looking a little disheveled. Should I straighten them?”

“That was my favorite shirt. You cut wing holes in the back of my favorite shirt?”

“Running off into the sky isn’t going to make your problems go away, you know.”

“Your wings are still soaked. Come here, you’ll get sick if you don’t dry them off.”

“If you’re going to drop feathers on the floor, the least you could do is clean them up.”