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Hello I'm Ellie | INFP

[arielsbelly]

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[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[shejla24]

[nowhites]

same energy

[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[catboyselsel]

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

[lesbian-trash-possum]

@fake-bird

[thepinkestpug]

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

[lanternlighting]

(x)

[teathattast]

[newusernamepending]

Female, presenting nipples.

[arthistorianmindswirls]

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

Tumblr headquarters on Dec. 17th

[mochabeesnuts]

ok before tumblr crash and burns into kiddyland hell i just have one thing left to say….

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[warmbun]

me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*

my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[somecutething]

[theblacktora]

Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.

[shota-co]

DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.

[brofligate]

Bruh, it’s an apple.

[chasing-skrrts-deactivated20200]

him eating apple floss

[butchscientist]

i just had the absolute WORST realization

[butchscientist]

glee would have covered despacito

[wlwkara]

this is so sad rachel berry sing despacito

[reddit-tales]

Workers, when have you said “fuck this, I quit”?

I used to work at McDonalds (I know). Opening usually involved me at the front counter with a headset on so I could do drive-through orders and handle making coffee / putting orders together / taking money at the front from the little old people that came in at the crack of dawn every morning. We would also have a manager who was there to be important and one person in the kitchen. We’re a small rural town so usually this is fine but we were on kind of a major highway so sometimes it would get busy out of nowhere.

Depending on the manager the amount of help we had would vary wildly. One morning we got super busy and I started cracking under the pressure. I’m a fantastic multi-tasker but my drive-through line was backing up since I was trying to juggle them and all the walk-in folks from my front registers and when it gets packed…well, it’s fun. I glance around trying to find my manager for help. I see him on one of our cameras – he’s outside smoking a cigarette around the side of the building. Mind you, this is like his third trip out to smoke this morning. I’m absolutely dying trying to get caught up. Customers are being passive aggressive saying they will come behind the counter and get their own coffee and stuff. I have people yelling at me in my headset from the drive through. I end up having to remove the headset just to try to get the frontline sorted. I start making progress with the front but I basically had to sacrifice the drive-through customers for two minutes.

Apparently the cars outside start yelling at my manager and interrupt his smoke break so he comes in, sees me with my headset off and goes berserk. He’s like “WHOS TAKING THE DRIVE-THRU ORDERS?” I’m in the middle of trying to get a fresh pot of coffee going so I sort of auto-respond “No one. Hang on.” as I continue to dash around behind our counter to grab a fruit & yogurt parfait for an order. He basically gets in my way and starts giving me shit. Loudly, talking to me like I’m a dog. I point to the camera and yell, loudly enough to disrupt the entire inside of the restaurant. “I’m these two registers, first window, second window, and I’m bagging. I’m like FOUR PEOPLE and you’re out behind the building not doing SHIT!”

His eyes go wide. I can tell he knows I’m holding on by my last thread. He’s sighs. And he’s like “You’re in a ton of trouble but we can talk about this later.” No. Fuck him. I’m done. I’m all riled up from random customers yelling at me. I toss him the headset. “You want to give me shit for not being able to run like four stations with no support? Run five. I’ll watch.” I remove my name badge.

He went to say something to me. I turn away, facing the one girl working in the kitchen who is watching this all play out. I remember telling her “I’m so sorry.” and then I dropped my name badge, toss my hat on the counter, grab a water cup, put on (and zip) my jacket so my uniform is covered up. I go to the drink fountain, fill my water cup, and then I go sit on the far side of the seating area and watch him go down in flames. He ends up ALSO taking off the headset and picking up the phone so he can spam call the whole workforce one by one trying to call for help. It’s like 5AM so no one is going to accept a call from their work number. About ten minutes into his struggle he ends up very loudly pleading with me to come back from behind the counter. I can’t even see him on the other side of the sea of people swarming the counter at this point.

I call back “I need a smoke first!” and I go outside.

I don’t smoke. I’ve never smoked. I drive home.

He ended up losing his job.

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

[the-real-ted-cruz]

Resources for Male Victims of Sexual Assault/Rape

United States (national):

National Sexual Assault Hotline [phone]

National Sexual Violence Center Victim/Survivor Support Listing

http://www.nsvrc.org/organizations/victim-survivor-support-organization

RAINN Online Hotline

http://www.rainn.org/get-help/national-sexual-assault-online-hotline

DoD / Military Helpline

http://www.rainn.org/dod-safe-helpline

American Psychological Association information page on Child Sexual Abuse

National Domestic Violence Hotline

http://www.apa.org/pubs/info/brochures/sex-abuse.aspx?item=1

http://www.thehotline.org/

Male Survivor (where the majority of these links were found):

http://www.malesurvivor.org/index.php

United States (by state):

Alabama http://www.acar.org/crisis-centers.html

Alaska http://www.andvsa.org/shelters-and-services

Arizona http://www.arizonasexualassaultnetwork.org

Arkansas http://www.acasa.us/help.html

California http://acasa.us/

Colorado http://www.ccasa.org/resources/#rape%20crisis

Connecticut http://www.connsacs.org/seeksupport/index.htm

Delaware http://www.contactlifeline.org Hotline only

District of Columbia http://dcrcc.org/

Florida http://www.fcasv.org/information/find-your-local-center

Georgia http://www.gnesa.org

Hawaii http://www.nsvrc.org/organizations/232 Phone: [phone]

Idaho http://www.wcaboise.org/ Hotline only

Illinois http://www.icasa.org/crisiscenters.aspx?pageid=501

Indiana http://www.nsvrc.org/organizations/194

Iowa http://www.iowacasa.org/

Kansas http://www.kcsdv.org/ifsa.html

Kentucky http://kcadv.org

Louisiana http://www.lafasa.org/main/home

Maine http://www.mecasa.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=9&Itemid=63

https://211maineportal.communityos.org/zf/taxonomy/detail/id/100117/

Maryland http://www.mcasa.org/for-survivors/maryland-rape-crisis-and-recovery-centers-5/

Massachusetts http://www.janedoe.org/find_help/for_lgbtqqi GLBTQ Resources

Michigan http://www.resourcecenter.info Only lists a ONE contact number

Minnesota http://www.mncasa.org/seek.cfm

Mississippi http://www.mscasa.org/crisis-centers/

Missouri http://www.mocadsv.org/How%20to%20Get%20Help.aspx Click on the Map

Montana http://mcadsv.com

Nebraska http://ndvsac.org/get-help/ Regional Map Listing_Rev_05232011.pdf Opens a .pdf file

Nevada http://ncasv.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Get-Help-Local-Agencies.pdf

New Hampshire http://www.nhcadsv.org/crisis_centers.cfm

New Jersey http://www.state.nj.us/nj/safety/crisis/

New Mexico http://nmcsap.org/

New York http://nyscasa.org/get-help/crisis-centers-by-county/

New York Center for Children (New York City)

http://nyscasa.org/get-help/crisis-centers-by-county/

http://www.safehorizon.org/

North Carolina http://www.nccasa.org/

North Dakota http://www.ndcaws.org

Ohio http://www.oaesv.org

Oklahoma http://ocadvsa.org/get-help/ Rape Crisis and Domestic Violence information

Oregon http://www.ocadsv.com/looking-help

Pennsylvania http://www.pcar.org

Rhode Island http://www.dayoneri.org Only provides a phone number

South Carolina http://www.sccadvasa.org

South Dakota http://www.sdcedvsa.org

Tennessee http://tncoalition.org

Texas http://www.hopelaws.org/crisis-center-locator/

Utah http://health.utah.gov/vipp/pdf/RapeSexualAssault/Rape Program Contact.pdf Opens a .pdf file

Utah Coalition Against Sexual Assault

Vermont http://www.vtnetwork.org/get-help/member-programs/

Virginia http://www.vsdvalliance.org/welcome/

Washington http://feminist.org/911/resources_tz.html#WAS Scroll Down for Washington

West Virginia http://www.fris.org/CrisisCenters/WVCrisisCenters.html

Wisconsin http://www.wcasa.org/pages/SASPs.php Scroll Down for County Map

Wyoming http://www.wyomingdvsa.org

International

AUSTRALIA

Living Well http://www.livingwell.org.au/

CAMBODIA

First Step http://www.first-step-cambodia.org/

CANADA

British Columbia Society www.bc-malesurvivors.com

Men of Hope http://www.menofhope.ca/

Canadian Centre for Male Survivors of Child Sexual Abuse http://www.cc4ms.ca/

The Gatehouse http://www.thegatehouse.org/

DENMARK

Klinik for Incestterapi http://incestterapi.dk/

INDIA

Samabhavana Society http://www.samabhavanasociety.org/

INTERNATIONAL

Love146 http://love146.org/

Next Step http://www.nextstepcounseling.org/

Save The Children http://www.savethechildren.net/

NEW ZEALAND

MSSAT – Male Survivors of Sexual Abuse Trust http://survivor.org.nz/

NORWAY

utsattmann.no

SOUTH AFRICA

Matrix Men http://www.matrixmensa.blogspot.com/

SAMSOSA 

South African Male Survivors of Sexual Abuse http://www.samsosa.org/wp/

THAILAND Urban Light http://www.urban-light.org/

UGANDA

Refugee Law Project http://www.refugeelawproject.org/

UNITED KINGDOM

Support Line http://www.supportline.org.uk/ http://www.supportline.org.uk/problems/rape_sexual-assault.php#male

Fylde Coast Men’s Support Association [email protected]

Mankind UK www.mankindcounselling.org.uk

Survivors UK www.survivorsuk.org

Amsosa UK www.amsosa.com

Victim Support Male Abuse Helpline http://www.endthefear.co.uk/directory/victim-support-male-helpline/

Rape and Abuse Line www.rapeandabuseline.co.uk/

There are people who care and want to help. You are not alone.

[jasper-rolls]

the more things change the more they stay the same

[honeyproducer-blog]

Pretty sure I’ve said “come out you bitch I’ll maul you” word for word