Ariffet

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[ariffet]

The fact we have to work harder then ever, despite how far we've advanced as a society, really goes to show just how backwards our economic structure is.

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[oneheadtoanother]

[ariffet]

NOVA moment

[itsapmseymour]

Why is the man pink? The seymour cannot be blue? What if I want the blorbo man to be orange? Can he orange?

Well then you better stay away from the “shift Pink Man’s hue” button 🫵

[ariffet]

I'ma make him taste the rainbow!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

There's a coffee shop near me that has two signs posted on the door.

One says "Students! Looking for a great part-time job that works around your school hours? Apply inside!"

The other one says "No under 18s allowed after 5:00pm without an adult."

And I'm just like, damn, I wonder if "you can be a servant but never a customer" is a well-known hallmark of systematic discrimination or anything. Like come on. How do you not see this

[ariffet]

They're probably asking for college students, not grade schoolers. Cause of something like, I dunno, labor laws!

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[dragon-in-spirit]

@teaboot ?

[teaboot]

☹️

[littedemon]

@derinthescarletpescatarian ?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Ask the cookie clicker guy

[mugknife]

For block list maybe

Uh @thebibliosphere is a best selling author think that counts?

[thebibliosphere]

Over my undead body.

[haydenthewitch]

"the gang's all here" ass post except none of you want to be here XD

[the-haiku-bot]

“the gang’s all here” ass

post except none of you want

to be here XD

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[helpmepleaseicantfindaname]

@itsapmseymour save us

?

[itsapmseymour]

Save you?

On tumblr dot com?

[ariffet]

Mayhaps an official brand account would help?

[itsapmseymour]

🌀oooOoOoOoooo, you will have a good day tomorrow and go to your favorite place to eat 🌀

[ariffet]

What's this have to do with Hurricanes? Are there going to be Hurricanes?

[i-am-a-snom]

cc,> ))___)_ im still so sleepy...

cc,ú ))___)_ i really need to fix my sleep schedule...

[ariffet]

#same

[itsapmseymour]

This dang ol Pokeymanz game pulled me back in….

[ariffet]

I spy a ninetails :D

[alleesaur]

Red Herring - ever shifting to capture a room's attention, but always fish °‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡

[sillygoose-xp]

comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream

Edit: this got more attention then I thought lol if you wanna redraw this just reblog this with your redraw to credit me or put my @ (idk how tumblr works ngl)

[ariffet]

It is the original!

[itsapmseymour]

Hello gamers. I’m gonna leave this bottomless hole here, whatever is bothering the hell out of you, I want you to throw in there.

🕳️

K bye.

[aweaverofworlds]

I filled the hole.

[itsapmseymour]

W…

What did you fill it with?

[ariffet]

Not to get political, but eh.

Trump

Whomever thought giving a suite of cards that much power over other cards was not a sane man!

[itsapmseymour]

Any advice for making hot OCs?

Make them hot

[itsapmseymour]

Not even a goof

Like that’s all you gotta do

Pick out stuff that makes your little neuron go

“OOUGGH”

and apply that to said character

[professionalgaygnome]

b-but...

but the goof is what makes em hot...

[itsapmseymour]

If they’re hot to you, then the goal is achieved, is it not?

[itsapmseymour]

Fucking FALSE.

if you’re good at making them hot enough for you, others can and will see the vision.

[ariffet]

Perhaps it's less a question of what makes them hot for you, and more: "how can I make a character hot in a way I didn't know made a character hot." For example I have a character i regularly ask to be depicted in a beatiful dress; because i think that dress makes them look amazing, and I love it:

However, recently I decided to change it up, and get them in a dancer's outfit, and ho boi did that really set things off:

So i'd reiterate the question: we already know what makes characters hot for us. That's where we start the characters design, but how can we change that character's design in either clothing, personality, or physical characteristics so that they're hit in a way we hadn't considered before? What new, and exciting way can we take the character that we've never considered before, and might not consider without outside help, so that their all the more amazing?

[itsapmseymour]

Hey gang I need to run to the store, can you keep an eye on Cy and make sure no one gives her a lil smooch on the face?

K thanks I’ll be back.

[ariffet]

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[ariffet]

[itsapmseymour]

Alright lets cut to the chase, we all want a third installment of this,

gimme the goddamn tits right now.

I like your moxie

Check out this sweet one grinding

[itsapmseymour]

Take your pick soldier

[blaxolt]

THE MELONS!

[itsapmseymour]

Hm… melons…and the text is in blue…

I GOT IT

YOU WANT BLUE MELONS!

[pyramidhead527]

Please, we need the giant m i l k e r s

[itsapmseymour]

Look, I’m not gonna ask questions.

[cryptidnamedhabit]

we need the big fat H O N K E R S

[itsapmseymour]

This is surely a Honker

[rose-the-witch1]

may we please have the knockers,,

[itsapmseymour]

Straight from the labyrinth itself, heard there is some really good chests inside

[violet-hady]

Show us the chests.

[itsapmseymour]

Oh… very well. Lemme just…

Oh son of a bitch.

Someone pulled them into the ocean…

[an-ace-rabbit]

OOOOhhh okay

This may have been a mistake

[itsapmseymour]

Don’t panic, just keep an eye out for a talking fish

[hyde-the-toad-bard]

Holy shit is that the Titanic?

[itsapmseymour]

What, that thing up ahead-

OH GOD OH FUCK-

[nocaffeineforlevi]

BAHAHAHA. Now seriously. The boobies.

[itsapmseymour]

Alright fine

[vladguy]

Great boobs!

But what about tummy?

[itsapmseymour]

Don’t push it Vlad

[ariffet]

I'm not vlad, you got any of that art of characters in front of Auroras?

[itsapmseymour]

Hi same person from before holy shit does she have a tiny head or do you have big hands?

Yes to both

[ariffet]