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"She's very enthusiastic but needs to participate more"

[fabulouscrabulous-deactivated20]

Just flip ‘em!

[gwydtheunusual]

Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor.  I love them so much :)

[misandristabbacchio-remade-deac]

they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later

[foulserpent]

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

[sugaryewscythe]

if you see me reblogging something you just reblogged from me.. mind your business i forgot

[fascinic]

𝓕𝓪𝓼𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓬 ✨

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A true warrior queen has risen

[cupcakelogic]

[31st]

i have to tell you something that will lower your entire opinion of me

[31st]

when i was 12 i made flyers for my fanfiction and handed them out a train station

[edgebug]

im blown away by the sheer confidence this act required. if anything my opinion has been raised. the poise. the fearlessness. the laughing in the face of death. i’m speechless

[anniethecat]

I wanna be the weird lady who lives in a small house and grows lavender and wears sundresses with straw hats and always has a book to recommend

[iapislazuli]

*arriving at the club*

my girlfriend: do you promise you wont turn into an inaccurate 1800s reconstruction of iguanodon this time

me: i promise

me 3 drinks later:

[iiterative-deactivated20240319]

[id: an inaccurate 1800s reconstruction of iguanodon]

[teenscoolest]

[cactsus-deactivated20151222]

i act up on tumblr because my mama can’t whoop my ass here

[deweypetal-deactivated20160530]

Peanut butter is gross wtf

[rassclaart-deactivated20160713]

There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾

[bloomflowersbloom]

damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!

[roslips]

[valtsv]

having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,

[your-url-is-problematic]

[kaze-ranna]

InuKag Week - Day 2: Loyalty

[lesbiskammerat]

Anyone else have this like weird anxiety about people questioning your actions? So much so that even when you’re just doing completely innocuous and normal things that nobody would ever ask you about or even take note of, you imagine having to explain and justify why you’re doing it to someone else?

[frollosuggestions]

what’s that noise. 

[frollosuggestions]

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

[frollosuggestions]

i’m going to check

[frollosuggestions]

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….