I am thou, thou art I. Thou art a gay bitch

Saber | 20+ | she/her | 🇦🇹 | 🏳️‍🌈 | I'm not a Saber fate kinnie, i chose that name when i was 12 and didn't know what Fate is

[magiashley]

i love the sonic adventure 2 battle intro cause of that stupid animation knuckles has in it

i can’t find a gif of it can somebody please post it

[eternal-starry]

[kud-lucas]

[punkitt-is-here]

wait hold on. does it just say kukle.

[xbuster]

It actually says “KUCKLE”

[rhythmmortis]

kh1 novel

kh1 novel photos

kh com novel

kh com novel photos

kh 358/2 days novel

kh 358/2 days novel photos

kh2 novel (1)

kh2 novel photos (1)

kh2 novel (2)

kh2 novel photos (2)

kh recoded novel

kh recoded novel photos

kh bbs novel

kh bbs novel photos

kh ddd novel

kh ddd novel photos

kh x novel

kh x novel photos

kh3 novel (1)

kh3 novel photos (1)

kh3 novel (2)

kh3 novel photos (2)

kh3 novel (3)

kh3 novel photos (3)

google drive with epub versions

[chateauofmymind]

lesbianism is literally so important to me it’s not just a sexuality it’s a gender it’s a worldview it’s a state of mind + a state of being

[skradio]

hydro dragon, hydro dragon, don't cry

[luftballons99]

the tragic potential of this crossover has bewitched me

[cchanticleer]

i haven't touched awakening modding almost at all mostly bc i don't have any major ideas. but i thought of one

[purpleheartemote]

@onyxedskies

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[payasita]

[a ticket reads that a customer wants their burger cut in half]

-"What the hell why are they so picky??? That's like for kids. That's like something my DAD would-- wait i don't have a dad-- that's like something my MOM would do"

-"BRO WHY ARE YOU CUSSING ME OUT IN SPANISH???" for some reason shouted so loudly that customers still in line all start laughing

-i open the restaurant and notice the kitchen is still kind of dirty and try to glean who closed last night, and i overhear two of the boys talking about yesterdaay

me: "so, you helped in the kitchen last night?"

IMMEDIATELY: "IT WASNT ME I JUST DID THE FRYERS LAST NIGHT"

me: "I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING YET"

[payasita]

i accidentally tripped over a gas line while trying to clean behind the stove and made a loud fear noise and the kid helping me clean the kitchen goes "dude your screams scare me. They remind me of when i accidentally step on my dog's tail"

[payasita]

the Real Adult in charge went to go give someone a break in another store and I'm chilling in ours for a bit and 5 mins one of the girls rushes up to me like "DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE AN ATTIC?"

I did. I have never seen the attic so I go check it out and there's already like three of them up there

me: the fuck are you guys doing???

clerk: they wanna do the grimace challenge up there

[payasita]

one of them has never heard of vampires

[payasita]

update about this one because another coworker wouldnt let it go: he insists he's Heard of them but thought they were, quote, "like, really big bats"

[payasita]

Clerk 1: dude don't mix that isn't it like toxic? What are the chemicals you're not supposed to mix--

me: WHAT'S IN THE SINK.

Clerk 2: We're trying to clean the sink

me: Which cleaners did you MIX

Clerk 3: All of it

me: DRAIN IT.

[one brief emergency explanation about never mixing cleaners and what mustard gas is]

Clerk 1: oh yeah didn't they use that during like world war two

Me: yeah man it's like, a war crime now. It's just such a horrible way to die that we can't use it anymore

Clerk 2: wait fr???

Clerk 3: ohh. What about opium?

Me: ...what?

Clerk 3: like the opium war.

Me:

[one brief emergency explanation about what the opium war was later]

[payasita]

Explained to the two boys helping me in the kitchen why we submerge our lettuce at night to help it keep. They proceed to have a conversation where one is absolutely messing with the other by trying to convince him that both lettuce and reptiles are living things that need to be soaked to survive, and are therefore related. he speaks with so much conviction and just keeps doubling down and the other one just gets increasingly angrier and I'm just trying not to crack up over the fryers

and then the exasperated kid whirls around at me and goes "IS LETTUCE REPTILES???" and I lose my fucking mind

[payasita]

I run this place with one other person who i Do Not Like and the kids are well aware of our stupid restaurant manager beef and love to gossip

They keep moving shit to inconvenient locations and I hate it and keep having to move shit back, then once on my day off they decided to call in help and move my Entire Fucking Kitchen around and I was real fucking pressed about it for like the rest of the week (put off opening the next morning to move all the big ass machines and fryers back my damned self to establish territory or whatever)

A week later one of the really sweet girls who helps me in the kitchen goes "hey I have a confession. me and (other kid) were there while they were moving your kitchen and we knew you'd hate it. I was going to say something"

"Oh no worries, it's not really your responsibility to go between us like that"

"no no, I was going to tell her to at least ask you about it first but then I was like 'hmmm....let's see how this plays out'. for the drama."

"...ok I guess I should probably be mad but that's actually really fucking funny"

[payasita]

today i turned around and saw this

[blackulax]

Girl has one job and she does it perfectly.

[pepegle]

[thememedaddy]

[sdqubeley]

no way

[dirtreally]

[dummy-dot-exe]

by Cotta@cotta__k

[eurymille]

"This is my penance."

[skatik]

more studies with astarion!!

[skatik]

more studies with astarion!!

[indiscriminate-idiocy]

House of Leaves is so good because every chapter is like:

the wide shot of Navidson hitting the Nae Nae truly encapsulates how SCARY and FUCKED UP the house is.^1 Is the house god, or is it merely a stage upon which the dance of life is played? Perchance. When Navidson gets absolutely nasty with his sick moves^2, it shows the almost gleeful folly he takes place in by exploring further into his own labyrinth, seemingly uncaring for the collateral damage he may cause by forsaking himself to the house. Furthermore, Derrida. Perchance.

1. John Smeegly's "I hate this movie it's awful so I'm writing an essay on it", 2001.^3

2. Flob Schmobly's "Go White Filmmaker, Go: a study of The Navidson Records delirious grooves and schmooves", Harvard Medical Journal, 1882.

3. I'm reading the SCARY MANUSCRIPT about the SPOOKY HOUSE! Here comes 4 pages of objectifying women and/or awkward sex scenes.^4

4. HOW DID I KNOW THIS GUY WAS GONNA WRITE A FOOTNOTE???? SCARY 😨😨😨