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PERSON: What gender are you then?

JEHAN: *whispers* social construct

PERSON: Oh, you're a virgin?

ENJ: *whispers* social construct

PERSON: Your socks don't match?

COURF: *whispers* social construct

FERRE: No Courf socks are not a social construct

meladoodle

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

meladoodle

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

auburngal

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

the-average-gatsby

misscherrylikesthediscourse

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this.

cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

somegirlshaveglitterintheirveins

So there's this guy on one of the craft groups I follow...

His name is Sam. And he knits jumpers

And then takes photos

Of himself in front of the things that inspired them

And he just makes me so happy

Because he has such great talent

And he is everything I want to be in life

You go, Sam. You live your dreams

EDIT: Sam has a website where you can check out even more of his fabulous work! Www. Colorknit . Com

thatadult

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

theeeprotagonist

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

blkmedusa

Karma will pop me if I don’t

happy-cacti-deactivated20170227

so these producers from jurassic park needed a goat for there new movie coming out in 2015 and they happened to drive past my house and see my goats in the pen outside and now my goat named earl is going to be in a movie and is more famous than ill ever be in my entire life.

happy-cacti-deactivated20170227

fandomquoter

almanoolho

It’s called “spACE”, not “spStraight”, so guess who’s leaving this planet when it’s doomed you fucking losers haha

thatdiva

Feel free to report this threat to Dearborn, Michigan Police.

Report suspicious activity anonymously: 313-943-3030

Police 16099 Michigan Ave. Dearborn 48126 313-943-2235 Email

FBI ic3.gov

tikkunolamorgtfo

My husband drives out to UM Dearborn twice a week to teach a neuroscience course. Most of his students are ethnically Arab. They are sweet kids who worry about things like doing well on their tests and whether or not Michigan is going to win or lose the upcoming football game. He has Muslim students and Christian students, and students who aren’t really religious at all (and, as everybody on here knows, my husband and I are Jewish, so the class has all the Abrahamic faiths represented). He has hijabis in his class who love STEM and want to be doctors, one hijabi in particular who wears flannel and 90s rock band t-shirts to class everyday because being Muslim doesn’t mean she can’t also be hardcore. My husband is grading his students’ tests this weekend and he’s trying to get them done as soon as possible, because he knows the kids will be anxious until they get their exams back. These are the people being threatened here. College kids. Families. Individuals have never and would never hurt a fly. Stop and think about what the fuck you’re saying. This is unacceptable.

rebellious-wisdom

the shitstain’s been found, but not taken into custody. http://uppermichiganssource.com/news/nation-world/police-are-investigating-a-social-media-threat-targeting-muslims-in-dearborn