Chocolate Milk Aficionado

she/her. musician, mathematician, educator. keep your expectations low.

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[pocket-stars]

this is sickeningly erotic to me oh my god

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[cosmicretreat]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

this post makes me feel patriotic

[transcyberism]

this post makes me feel a complex mixture of love for the people around me and consternation about what "patriotism" entails politically and ethically

[bunnymedley]

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

[bunnymedley]

mentally im here

[chocolatemilkaficionado]

moving is awful and confusing for many reasons but specifically why did i lose one of my favorite stuffies somewhere in transit but i managed to keep a kroger brand jar of peanut butter from four states ago

[sofuton]

[gyrovagi]

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[kimberlychapman]

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:

[aleha84]

Departing

[vatcher]

pixel art can be so surreal because the really good stuff can sometimes just look like a really low res photo

[perfectday1972]

[helenvaughans]

[softhe4rted]

self-compassion: an antidote to shame mb

[tli-burn]

Top theologians agree: God will return within 5 years. Here’s what you should do now to stay relevant and maintain job security:

[tli-burn]

And Yea Michael And Gabriel And Raphael And All The Heavenly Host Shall To The Earth Descend And The Waters Shall Flow Up And A Great Sound Of Bells Shall Be Heard And All Pure Of Heart May Well Be Cast Unto Hell And Here’s What That Means For Your Investment Portfolio