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Are there any RvB and Life SMP fans out there, or am I the target audience for this post

#red vs blue #life smp #rvb #life series #agent washington #bigbst4tz2 #bigb #wash rvb

One of the funniest things BigB did in Double Life was accuse Ren of wanting to be with Martyn literally out of nowhere

(There was no evidence. Martyn had nothing to do with the conversation they were having. Why did he do that. Incredible.)

#for context #specifically bigb’s relationship ranch episode #which is one of my favorite life series moments of all time #and scott points out that bigb looks like ren but ren doesn’t look like bigb #and bigb goes ‘exactly he looks like Martyn!’ (he didn’t)#that entire segment is genuinely peak cinema #this is bigb propaganda by the way is it working #life series #life smp #double life #bigbst4tz2 #bigb #rendog

I love how differently the Hermits define “being PG”, specifically in how deliberately vulgar they’re willing to be on camera.

Like on one hand we have Grian, where the worst he’ll say is “pluck my nose hairs and send me to Alaska”, and on the other we have Keralis, who regularly says things like “I built this bedroom for banging in”, and that’s not even close to the worst thing he’s left in a video.

What a phenomenally diverse experience

#the frequency with which this man basically propositions xB? incredible #notable outlier is grian asking giggs if they wanted to see his balls #but that also wasn’t going on his channel so #i watch both of them regularly and the tonal whiplash sure is something #keralis #grian #hermitcraft smp #hermitcraft

You know how in 2016, all Tumblr fan kids were just one parent’s hair color and the other’s eye color, and vice versa? Anyways I’ve been seeing all the fan art of the ugly Scar-Mumbo kid and I had a vision

They are twin brothers and they are best friends

(Based on these incredibly cursed statues in Scar’s zoo for those of you who haven’t seen his latest episode yet)

#not shipping #i need to emphasize this is all in jest #this may be the stupidest thing I’ve ever drawn #but I was laughing the whole time so hey #i love the ugly scar-mumbo kid #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10 #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo

Goodbye to Hermitcraft 10, The Season Of Fish

(Seriously, we had Sal, Grian’s mending book quest, Big Salmon, Gem’s entire base, xB’s entire base, and that’s just what I can think of off the top of my head. What was it with the Hermits and fish this season???)

#big salmon you’ll always be famous to me #do guardians count as fish??#hermitcraft 10 #hc 10 #hermitcraft #hermitblr #grian #geminitay #ijevin #zombiecleo #vintagebeef #skizzleman #xbcrafted

If I had a nickel for every time Pearl helped build a conspicuously-shaped tower in the Life Series, I’d have two nickels, which— oh hey mr. solidarity what are you doing here

#don’t think I’d survive this encounter #life series smp #life series #life smp #past life smp #past life spoilers #traffic smp #trafficblr #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #suggestive #I guess???

Why have I never seen anyone talk about this clip I'm crying, I've literally never heard Impulse yell like that—

(For context, Impulse, Scott, Bdubs, and Tango are playing a secret game of tag, Bdubs is it, and Tango is already permanently out)

#impulse's ep 5 30:13 31:02 32:30 #big fan of impulse slowly descending into equine madness #i also think it's worth noting that he slow fell into scar's base for effectively no reason #his secret life pov is such a treat i'm having so much fun watching it #life series #life series smp #life smp #traffic smp #trafficblr #secret life smp #impulsesv #tangotek #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #martyn inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood

The Mounders will always be special to me simply because I think that’s the most out-of-left-field team we’ve gotten to date. Usually teams are like, oh yeah that’s a pretty intuitive line up, but like. Bdubs, Mumbo, Joel, and Pearl?? Huh????

#12/10 team #if you have any other teams you think were curveballs let me know please i’d love to hear #so many baseball metaphors #life series #life smp #secret life #secret life smp #traffic smp #trafficblr #pearlescentmoon #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #mumbo jumbo

On one hand, I’m sad that HC10 is ending soon because this was my first season watching HC and because there are still unfinished bases, but on the other, I’m so hyped to play Hungry Hermits with my friends

#literally been waiting for the map download since december for this express reason #hermitcraft 10 #hc 10 #hermitcraft #hermitblr

I honestly should've known Martyn won Past Life the second I saw an out-of-nowhere fit change in his thumbnail, can't be a winner without the character design to match

#life series #life smp #past life smp #life series spoilers #past life spoilers #traffic smp #trafficblr #martyn inthelittlewood #martyn itlw #cherrifire

Scar blowing up at BigB’s egg, killing one and destroying the other, may be the best possible conclusion to their rivalry we could have gotten

#didn’t watch scar’s pov until today but wow #the finale was genuinely cinema #life series #life smp #past life smp #life series spoilers #past life spoilers #traffic smp #trafficblr #goodtimeswithscar #bigb #bigbst4tz2

WHAT AN ENDING, WHAT A SEASON!! (Progression of my PL bingo card below the cut)

#the yaoi square was mostly a reference to them always managing to do That.#y'know #ethubs divorce #expiration date #etc #that is to say #not tr@fficshipping #yellow lines because some people technically changed alliances #but it wasn't a major switch up #life series #life smp #past life smp #life series spoilers #past life spoilers #traffic smp #trafficblr

There’s something so poetic about Etho not only being fourth out this season (despite being a fan favorite candidate to win due to his historic knowledge of the game), but also dying three times to dripstone, something that wasn’t added until 1.18

#washed up fr fr /j #past life smp #past life spoilers #life series spoilers #life series #life smp #traffic smp #trafficblr #ethoslab

Grian, who famously never changes his skin in the life series (except for when he was in the bad boys), brought out a new skin to honor Pearl. I’m gonna be sick

#genuinely cannot decide how i feel about the villies when they keep doing things like this #edited because I guess I needed to clarify this was life series specific #life smp #life series #past life smp #life series spoilers #past life spoilers #traffic smp #trafficblr #namemc spoilers #grian

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Just two ex-soulmates and their recently widowed bakers

why did ren call their alliance a marriage. why did he do that

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Well this aged well lmao

#for context #they decided they are indeed married this session #past life spoilers #past life smp #life series #life smp

Do y’all ever think about how in Third Life, Grian said the only person he couldn’t stomach taking out of the series was BigB, only for BigB to stab him in the back and then be cut down right in front of him?

Because I do.

#third life you make me SICK /pos #life series #life smp #third life #grian #bigbst4tz2 #bigb

Just two ex-soulmates and their recently widowed bakers

why did ren call their alliance a marriage. why did he do that

#not tr@fficshipping #no better way to honor the death of your teammate than to form a polycule /j #gluten guys #the lost generation #gluten generation #is that what we’re calling them??#life series #life smp #life series spoilers #past life smp #past life spoilers #traffic smp #trafficblr #martyn inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood #rendog #zombiecleo #impulsesv

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