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@arkham-asylum-official
Today we were informed that ICE entered Gotham City two weeks ago. Perhaps people did not realize since kidnapping random people and gunning downs are quite common here.
We only learned that now cause their supervisors contacted us saying that said ICE agents stopped contacting them two days in. They were not happy with out mayor's response which was:
"You do not kidnapp people in Gotham if you're not ready to get kidnapped back."
Gay sex in the arkham bathroom
come on man
A young girl was seen shouting repeatedly "riddle me the fuck this" while hitting The Riddler with a prosthetic leg after his latest breakout from Arkham Asylum. The report says she was successful in her attack and the criminal was apprehended and brought back to Arkham.
We would like to add on that the existing rumour saying that it was her own leg she lost to one of The Riddler's plots a few years earlier is false. In the interview she claims that she did not know who he was at the time of the attack and that her actions were purely because he "looked at her funny".
We would like to advise all visitors that the East Wing of Arkham will be closing next week for some minor renovations.
who's been eating our fucking asbestos
sorry we mean
who's been eating our noncarcinogenic state approved insulation
We would like to advise all visitors that the East Wing of Arkham will be closing next week for some minor renovations.
who's been eating our fucking asbestos
My siblings keep saying I should go to Arkham-🐗
bring the whole family and you get a discount on your electroshock therapy!
GET FNAF'ED IDIOT
Silly halloween thing 👻
We would like to advise all visitors that the East Wing of Arkham will be closing next week for some minor renovations.
Arkham guards aurging over who tells Bruce Wayne that Batman is Harvey's side chick
im just the social media guy so please stop sending me anons asking for an appeal. edward i know its you. im tattling to your therapist
spray bottles are 100% ethical you would use them too if you had to deal with this shit
waylon likes it. it's enrichment for him
spray bottles are 100% ethical you would use them too if you had to deal with this shit
Any more interns caught teaching the inmates gen alpha slang will be sent home immediately
shit that was supposed to go to the company discord my bad
UPDATE: whoever showed harley the amazing digital circus gets free lunches for the rest of the year. actually she hasn't tried to strangle anyone all week
Can I get a raise for surviving 5 years with only one injury?
-Kenny McInnes, Orderly
depends how bad the injury was, are we talking lawsuit level or
Hey Kenny I just checked with management and they said they put a free gift shop Arkham Asylum pin in your locker, and there's NO blood on it this time! big win
Can I get a raise for surviving 5 years with only one injury?
-Kenny McInnes, Orderly
depends how bad the injury was, are we talking lawsuit level or
Any more interns caught teaching the inmates gen alpha slang will be sent home immediately
This is not very "sigma".
